Sunday, June 25, 2006

Bad Comic Book Dates #3- Namor


Namor
Originally uploaded by Heidi Meeley.
Namor the Sub-Mariner is a prick. He is a selfish, mean-spirited son of a bitch. He is obsessed with Sue Richards, and semi-stalks her.

The redeeming quality of having a nice swimmer's body does nothing to sugar coat the fact that Namor is a horrible person.

Bad attitude= bad in the sack.

That's the bottom line.

2 comments:

  1. *Bad attitude= bad in the sack.*

    Ha ha, I had a vision after reading that:

    Namor in bed with generic female, has his big dramatic O, then rolls over.
    The female lays there and after a minute or two says:

    "Ummmm, I didn't ummmm, I ummmm... Namor, I am not satified..."

    Namor rolls over and looks at her coldly and says:

    "You provided the Imperial Orgasm, your task is finished." Rolls over.
    Then mutters, "Be gone by the time I wake up. That is all."
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    As most of the Giffen JLA would say:

    BA-HA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  2. Carl! That is too damn funny!

    Let me join in...


    BWAH HA HA HA!.....

    That is the funniest thing I have heard all day!

    Thanks!

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