After going to see Superman Returns Wednesday night, it dawned on me that comic books will never again be the primary focus of comic book companies like Marvel and DC. That’s not where the money is.
With comic book reader numbers dwindling, and the average age of readers continuing to rise, these companies have had to change their focus to survive financially. Why make up to a dollar on a comic book company when they can make $13 on a t-shirt, or better yet license the likenesses and pocket a big check? It all makes perfect sense to me now.
Before our level of technology increased to the level it is now, we were a captive audience for the publishers. Comic books were at dang near every grocery store or dime store a kid went to. There was profitability in number of books sold, and it bred a love in many readers that continues to this day. Now to get my hands on a comic book, I pretty much have to go to a specialty shop, or better yet, I can go to Marvel.com and read several issues. Why spend the money now?
For publishers to make the almighty dollar, they had to get creative. What better way to spread the story to the masses then a movie? Tie that in with apparel, breakfast cereal, and soda pop, and it is sure to be a festival of money. Screw trying to bring in the comic book! The fanboys are just going to bitch anyway, right? That is the mentality.
From an economic standpoint I can’t argue with them. I know that when my company brainstorms on how to increase profits, we try and go for the least cost option for the most financial gain without ruining our integrity. It only makes sense. Many consumers will happily buy and wear a Superman symbol shirt. It looks cool, and is socially acceptable. They can walk into a Sears, a Hot Topic, or a Wal-Mart and pick up the look without investing too much emotionally and it is financially solid gain for all involved.
The licensing is where the really big bucks can be. With the movie coming out, DC would get with, say Burger King or McDonalds and license the images. With the excitement level of kids wanting a bauble or action figure, it is sure to drive Happy Meal sales, right? Once again, the publisher gets the money up front and moves on, content in their financial gain. Imagine the possibilities! When I went to the grocery store on Tuesday, I saw the following items with Superman’s image: cereal, carbonated beverage, fruit roll-ups, soup, and coloring books. That is just what I remember off the top of my head!
It is the image of the hero that drives the licensing and pushes the sales of the products being sold. I can imagine my very sweet 9 year old nephew seeing Superman on his cereal and being pretty excited that he could grow up strong like this favorite character. It is solid marketing and I can’t fault it. Hell, I think Jim and I bought no less then two items with Superman on it this week, just picking up our normal goods.
At any rate, it is easy to see why a publisher wouldn’t focus on the readers. The money isn’t there for them like it is in other avenues. I don’t have to like it, but I sure can’t fault them. It is a solid business decision, and it keeps people employed. The only thing that really gives me pause it that some of that big money is going to some writer or artist who CAN’T make their deadlines, but you know I will always have a quibble with that!
Comic book companies are trying to make money and that is the American way. Now that I understand that I am not their primary target, I can almost breathe a sigh of relief. It isn’t about me any more. I am a pain in their collective asses. It is all about the profit and financial gain, not us.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Superman Returns = Pleasant Surprise
To be very blunt, I did NOT want to go see Superman Returns. After reading so much press about it, and seeing how out of continuity it might be, especially the Lois with a kid hype, I didn't want to bother. I just KNEW I was going to be disapointed.
Well, my husband wasn't going to take "no" for an answer. He went and got tickets before I could protest further. Since I can't stand to waste money, it was a done deal. We went ahead and got in the car and drove to the theatre.
After sitting through three sh*tty trailers and a Spider-Man 3 one, it was time for the movie. When the Superman theme by John Williams started, I got a serious tingle up and down my spine. From there, things only looked up.
I am mad at myself for doubting Bryan Singer and his crew. Once I saw the name "Guy Dyas", the deal was sealed. Dyas was the production guru for X2, and I was fortunate enough to meet him back on the set there. I was very impressed by his work there, and even more impressed with what he did here. Singer has obviously assembled a great crew that knows how to entertain the viewing public.
Brandon Routh was a credible Superman to me. From his overall physical appearance to his general demeanor, I bought him as the man of Steel. I was also pleasantly surprised at his Clark Kent after reading several reviews that called him dorky. What he did worked for me.
Kate Bosworth was the actor I was most concerned about, but she pulled off Lois's swager with aplomb. I loved the inherent curiousness she applied to the character's nature. It worked very well. I felt Kate did Margo Kidder proud.
Campy Kevin Spacey and Quirky Parker Posey were great villains. I had also read about how they didn't pull it off in reviews, and I have to disagree. Spacey oozed Luthor from his pores. I could feel the sliminess all down the walls. I especially loved Parker's sassiness. She grows on me as an actress with each role she takes on.
I loved the one liners, and the audience with me did as well. The script was smart and polished, but not so much that it felt contrived. The actors said their lines with ease, which made the movie flow well.
Visually I really enjoyed the film. The set work by Dyas and his crew was impeccable. My biggest quibble was the CGI at times really horrified me with it's fakeness, but that is to be expected. If that is the biggest complaint I can find, then I can live with it.
James "Scott Summers" Marsden gave a great performance as Richard White. I can see why the X3 crew killed him off so quickly - they were pissed at how great he was going to be in this film. I also enjoyed the Jimmy Olsen and Perry White characters. Sam Huntington and Frank Langella, respectively, were great comedy relief, and held a sense of gravity about the movie.
I was very pleased with Superman Returns, and will definitely get the DVD. I am also thinking of trying to take my nephews to see it, since it was very kid friendly. There was no "sexual content" to speak of, and no really strong language. The most harsh thing I could object to, kid wise, was a beating taken midway through the picture. Otherwise, I was thrilled by the fact that I could take my nephews to it and relax, knowing they could enjoy it.
Have any of you seen it? Carl, what did you think of your two viewings? I am curious!
Well, my husband wasn't going to take "no" for an answer. He went and got tickets before I could protest further. Since I can't stand to waste money, it was a done deal. We went ahead and got in the car and drove to the theatre.
After sitting through three sh*tty trailers and a Spider-Man 3 one, it was time for the movie. When the Superman theme by John Williams started, I got a serious tingle up and down my spine. From there, things only looked up.
I am mad at myself for doubting Bryan Singer and his crew. Once I saw the name "Guy Dyas", the deal was sealed. Dyas was the production guru for X2, and I was fortunate enough to meet him back on the set there. I was very impressed by his work there, and even more impressed with what he did here. Singer has obviously assembled a great crew that knows how to entertain the viewing public.
Brandon Routh was a credible Superman to me. From his overall physical appearance to his general demeanor, I bought him as the man of Steel. I was also pleasantly surprised at his Clark Kent after reading several reviews that called him dorky. What he did worked for me.
Kate Bosworth was the actor I was most concerned about, but she pulled off Lois's swager with aplomb. I loved the inherent curiousness she applied to the character's nature. It worked very well. I felt Kate did Margo Kidder proud.
Campy Kevin Spacey and Quirky Parker Posey were great villains. I had also read about how they didn't pull it off in reviews, and I have to disagree. Spacey oozed Luthor from his pores. I could feel the sliminess all down the walls. I especially loved Parker's sassiness. She grows on me as an actress with each role she takes on.
I loved the one liners, and the audience with me did as well. The script was smart and polished, but not so much that it felt contrived. The actors said their lines with ease, which made the movie flow well.
Visually I really enjoyed the film. The set work by Dyas and his crew was impeccable. My biggest quibble was the CGI at times really horrified me with it's fakeness, but that is to be expected. If that is the biggest complaint I can find, then I can live with it.
James "Scott Summers" Marsden gave a great performance as Richard White. I can see why the X3 crew killed him off so quickly - they were pissed at how great he was going to be in this film. I also enjoyed the Jimmy Olsen and Perry White characters. Sam Huntington and Frank Langella, respectively, were great comedy relief, and held a sense of gravity about the movie.
I was very pleased with Superman Returns, and will definitely get the DVD. I am also thinking of trying to take my nephews to see it, since it was very kid friendly. There was no "sexual content" to speak of, and no really strong language. The most harsh thing I could object to, kid wise, was a beating taken midway through the picture. Otherwise, I was thrilled by the fact that I could take my nephews to it and relax, knowing they could enjoy it.
Have any of you seen it? Carl, what did you think of your two viewings? I am curious!
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Going to the Movies
My husband just informed me he wants to go see Superman Returns tonight, so evidently that is the game plan. We shall see what the lines look like and if tickets are available. If not, it's Nacho Libre all the way!
Have a wonderful evening!
Have a wonderful evening!
Gratuitous Hunk Shot
Ladies, check out this hottie! John Cassaday, artist on Astonishing X-Men and Planetary is quite stunning, isn't he?
Whew!
Any reactions?
Whew!
Any reactions?
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Creator Creep Squad #1- Mike Grell
This one is personal.
I was a huge fan of Mike Grell's work on Green Arrow. I collected each issue with great anticipation. I reread the run several times to get all the nuances of the characters and enjoy the whole package.
Grell was one of the creators I really wanted to meet someday.
Sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for.
Here is the story:
On three different occasions Grell was supposed to be a guest at the Seattle Comic and Card Show. My husband and I made the trek over the mountains in snow to get there twice. Grell didn't show the first two times, and we didn't realize it until we got there. Disapointed, I figured he would eventually be at one.
The third time we got there Steve Miner assured us Grell was going to show. Well, he was three hours late. When he finally got there, we all assembled in a medium size line and waited patiently. I was so excited- it was finally going to happen! I was going to meet Mike Grell!
With $100 in my pocket to get some art if possible, and approximately 10 comics to sign, I stood there. When my turn came, I nervously said "I am such a big fan of yours...."
Grell cut me off and said "you're not the biggest fan. The guy in front of you brought so many books he is getting back in line. He is that big of a fan. In fact he is going to buy some of my art later."
Okay....
So I tried again- "I really enjoyed your take on Oliver Queen..."
The son of a bitch cut me off again. "Come back over here, Guy. I got something to show you. You can stand up here with me while I sign these books."
Never ONCE did Grell look up and acknowledge my presence. He sat and chit-chatted with the guy the entire time. I was so pissed I wanted to rip up my books then and there.
My last attempt at conversation was "are you selling any art today?". His reply was "this fella next to me has the first right to look at stuff. He'll probably buy a bunch, so probably not."
This clinched it for me. I was almost in tears, I was so pissed. I walked off, threw my comics into my husband's waiting hands and said "I will never buy another book Mike Grell writes or draws ever again".
And I haven't.
In comparing notes with my fellow fans in line, this happened quite a bit that day. Grell was rude and cold all day. In my mind, why bother to show up if you are going to be that big of a prick? I was FURIOUS, and I feel I had every right to be.
A couple of years later I was getting some books signed at the same comic and card show when I got into a conversation with another creator about Grell's behavior that day. Said anonymous creator said that Grell was probably having a "woman hating day" that day and not to take it personally. Too late.
At any rate, I haven't publicly told this story until now. My opinion is that when a creator is at a show, it is a business proposition. The creator needs to be professional, and polite. If he or she gets sick of the grind, they need to take a break. If it is a bad day, and said creator doesn't want to deal with fans, CANCEL instead of being an asshole. This is a business, people.
That is why Grell will always be my number one in the creep squad. I don't care what anyone else thinks about this. In my mind he had every opportunity to make a good impression and he chose not to, so screw him.
I was a huge fan of Mike Grell's work on Green Arrow. I collected each issue with great anticipation. I reread the run several times to get all the nuances of the characters and enjoy the whole package.
Grell was one of the creators I really wanted to meet someday.
Sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for.
Here is the story:
On three different occasions Grell was supposed to be a guest at the Seattle Comic and Card Show. My husband and I made the trek over the mountains in snow to get there twice. Grell didn't show the first two times, and we didn't realize it until we got there. Disapointed, I figured he would eventually be at one.
The third time we got there Steve Miner assured us Grell was going to show. Well, he was three hours late. When he finally got there, we all assembled in a medium size line and waited patiently. I was so excited- it was finally going to happen! I was going to meet Mike Grell!
With $100 in my pocket to get some art if possible, and approximately 10 comics to sign, I stood there. When my turn came, I nervously said "I am such a big fan of yours...."
Grell cut me off and said "you're not the biggest fan. The guy in front of you brought so many books he is getting back in line. He is that big of a fan. In fact he is going to buy some of my art later."
Okay....
So I tried again- "I really enjoyed your take on Oliver Queen..."
The son of a bitch cut me off again. "Come back over here, Guy. I got something to show you. You can stand up here with me while I sign these books."
Never ONCE did Grell look up and acknowledge my presence. He sat and chit-chatted with the guy the entire time. I was so pissed I wanted to rip up my books then and there.
My last attempt at conversation was "are you selling any art today?". His reply was "this fella next to me has the first right to look at stuff. He'll probably buy a bunch, so probably not."
This clinched it for me. I was almost in tears, I was so pissed. I walked off, threw my comics into my husband's waiting hands and said "I will never buy another book Mike Grell writes or draws ever again".
And I haven't.
In comparing notes with my fellow fans in line, this happened quite a bit that day. Grell was rude and cold all day. In my mind, why bother to show up if you are going to be that big of a prick? I was FURIOUS, and I feel I had every right to be.
A couple of years later I was getting some books signed at the same comic and card show when I got into a conversation with another creator about Grell's behavior that day. Said anonymous creator said that Grell was probably having a "woman hating day" that day and not to take it personally. Too late.
At any rate, I haven't publicly told this story until now. My opinion is that when a creator is at a show, it is a business proposition. The creator needs to be professional, and polite. If he or she gets sick of the grind, they need to take a break. If it is a bad day, and said creator doesn't want to deal with fans, CANCEL instead of being an asshole. This is a business, people.
That is why Grell will always be my number one in the creep squad. I don't care what anyone else thinks about this. In my mind he had every opportunity to make a good impression and he chose not to, so screw him.
Creator Creep Squad #2- John Byrne
I almost feel ashamed of myself for including John Byrne since he seems like such an easy mark these days, but I can't help including him in my list.
Having been the victim of a Byrne "burn", and having seen my husband get the same treatment, I can safely say the man is not winning fans over with his kindness.
The internet has hurt John Byrne. He is a creator that was better off having some mystique about him. What has happened since the old days of DC at AOL discussions is that his disdain for anyone with a different opinion has threatened to completely overpower his talent. It is a total shame.
The sad thing is that he doesn't care. It is his way or the highway. I am sure he thinks we are all a bunch of idiots not worthy of his time.
I miss the old days when I could go pick up a comic book and enjoy a creator on his merits, and Byrne is the best example of this I can think of. His comment about Jessica Alba not being able to pull off Sue Richards since she was hispanic and it would look trashy is just one small example of the alienation he brings to himself. Fans were hysterical, and he fed the fire.
The one good thing about John Byrne: 9 1/2 years ago, my husband and I met in one of his Wonder Woman chats. We will always know it was my love for the character and my husband's for Byrne that brought us together. Sigh.
Having been the victim of a Byrne "burn", and having seen my husband get the same treatment, I can safely say the man is not winning fans over with his kindness.
The internet has hurt John Byrne. He is a creator that was better off having some mystique about him. What has happened since the old days of DC at AOL discussions is that his disdain for anyone with a different opinion has threatened to completely overpower his talent. It is a total shame.
The sad thing is that he doesn't care. It is his way or the highway. I am sure he thinks we are all a bunch of idiots not worthy of his time.
I miss the old days when I could go pick up a comic book and enjoy a creator on his merits, and Byrne is the best example of this I can think of. His comment about Jessica Alba not being able to pull off Sue Richards since she was hispanic and it would look trashy is just one small example of the alienation he brings to himself. Fans were hysterical, and he fed the fire.
The one good thing about John Byrne: 9 1/2 years ago, my husband and I met in one of his Wonder Woman chats. We will always know it was my love for the character and my husband's for Byrne that brought us together. Sigh.
Creator Creep Squad #3-Erik Larsen
A couple of years ago, I used to really respect Erik Larsen and his commitment to his book Savage Dragon. He was really trying to make his product work, and I appreciated that.
Nowadays though, I want to stay as clear of Larsen as possible. Since taking over as the head honcho at Image, his ego has started showing. He has also become quite paranoid, which when combined with ego is a horrific combination.
Then there is that column. "One Fan's Opinion" over a www.comicbookresources.com. Erik most definitely enjoys working the fanboys and fangirls into a lather with his columns there. I am still reeling from the drama caused by his costume column.
I miss the old school Erik, and would like to see him get back to basics. I know that is wishful thinking, but it would be nice.
Nowadays though, I want to stay as clear of Larsen as possible. Since taking over as the head honcho at Image, his ego has started showing. He has also become quite paranoid, which when combined with ego is a horrific combination.
Then there is that column. "One Fan's Opinion" over a www.comicbookresources.com. Erik most definitely enjoys working the fanboys and fangirls into a lather with his columns there. I am still reeling from the drama caused by his costume column.
I miss the old school Erik, and would like to see him get back to basics. I know that is wishful thinking, but it would be nice.
Creator Creep Squad #4-Rob Liefeld
It is no secret that Rob Liefeld is never going to be a creator I appreciate. I don't dig his art, and his interviews make me cringe.
But that is just the surface of it all.
I really HATE that he doesn't finish what he starts. Books get solicited, or a title gets going, and it never gets done. If I had a dollar for every time a book got hyped and never appeared, I would be pretty well off.
My anal desire to see things finished is in complete disagreement with the way Liefeld does business. We will never see eye to eye, so why try?
Having never met Liefeld, there isn't a personal dislike at all, I want to make that clear. Plain and simple, I don't like his business practices and I don't like his style.
That's enough about that.
But that is just the surface of it all.
I really HATE that he doesn't finish what he starts. Books get solicited, or a title gets going, and it never gets done. If I had a dollar for every time a book got hyped and never appeared, I would be pretty well off.
My anal desire to see things finished is in complete disagreement with the way Liefeld does business. We will never see eye to eye, so why try?
Having never met Liefeld, there isn't a personal dislike at all, I want to make that clear. Plain and simple, I don't like his business practices and I don't like his style.
That's enough about that.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Creators I Would Like to Take To Dinner #1- Beau Smith
Beau Smith is the ultimate manly man in our industry. With a sure-fire level of confidence, and a certain way about him, Beau has made it clear that he understands that men should follow their forefathers in the path of manliness, and that women, while tough and equal, should still be treated like ladies.
From his greatest creation, Wynonna Earp, to a memorable run on Guy Gardner Warrior, Beau has been able to preach his message to the masses. He made Guy Gardner a hero that men appreciated and women liked. His Wynonna Earp is one of the greatest characters created in recent memory and I wish he would write more of her in the near future. She is fearless and gutsy, and though sometimes her clothes are a bit flimsy, she is worshipped and treated with respect by the men she interacts with. She isn't a "bad girl", she is a Western Hero and her brains are exactly where they should be.
Beau is able to interact with his fans in a way that I really respect. He answers his e-mails promptly and is very professional in every way while making the person feel pleased with themselves for getting a response. He gives props where they are due, but isn't afraid to call someone on the carpet for bad behavior. He has a way with a phrase that has never been duplicated, and never will be.
Beau is a man of the people. He acts like a grown up, and takes responsibility, which is the ultimate in my eyes. He has a great sense of humor that comes through to his readers. He is down to earth enough that he doesn't intimidate his fans, but makes them feel embraced. It is a rare quality to find these days.
I wish that one of these days Beau would come to the Pacific Northwest. My husband is also a huge fan, and we would love to meet him. It doesn't have to be dinner, I would settle for a conversation. I just want to shake his hand and maybe hug him, depending on what mood strikes, or if my hubby is nearby!!
For more on Beau, go to:
http://www.flyingfistranch.com
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/busted
For more of me gushing about Beau go to:
http://comicsfairplay.blogspot.com/2005/09/favorite-female-characters-14-wynonna.html
Beau is a good guy, and if you check out his picture, definitely a manly one too. Can I say he's kinda hot and not seem too offensive? Beau is one in a million, so check out his stuff, including the Flying Fist Ranch for some wisdom.
From his greatest creation, Wynonna Earp, to a memorable run on Guy Gardner Warrior, Beau has been able to preach his message to the masses. He made Guy Gardner a hero that men appreciated and women liked. His Wynonna Earp is one of the greatest characters created in recent memory and I wish he would write more of her in the near future. She is fearless and gutsy, and though sometimes her clothes are a bit flimsy, she is worshipped and treated with respect by the men she interacts with. She isn't a "bad girl", she is a Western Hero and her brains are exactly where they should be.
Beau is able to interact with his fans in a way that I really respect. He answers his e-mails promptly and is very professional in every way while making the person feel pleased with themselves for getting a response. He gives props where they are due, but isn't afraid to call someone on the carpet for bad behavior. He has a way with a phrase that has never been duplicated, and never will be.
Beau is a man of the people. He acts like a grown up, and takes responsibility, which is the ultimate in my eyes. He has a great sense of humor that comes through to his readers. He is down to earth enough that he doesn't intimidate his fans, but makes them feel embraced. It is a rare quality to find these days.
I wish that one of these days Beau would come to the Pacific Northwest. My husband is also a huge fan, and we would love to meet him. It doesn't have to be dinner, I would settle for a conversation. I just want to shake his hand and maybe hug him, depending on what mood strikes, or if my hubby is nearby!!
For more on Beau, go to:
http://www.flyingfistranch.com
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/busted
For more of me gushing about Beau go to:
http://comicsfairplay.blogspot.com/2005/09/favorite-female-characters-14-wynonna.html
Beau is a good guy, and if you check out his picture, definitely a manly one too. Can I say he's kinda hot and not seem too offensive? Beau is one in a million, so check out his stuff, including the Flying Fist Ranch for some wisdom.
Creators I Would Like to Take To Dinner #2- Grant Morrison
Grant Morrison is one of the few creators I would love to meet that fill me with a bit of trepidation. I am fearful that if I met him I would faint or be rendered speechless. He is extraordinary in every way, and it frankly terrifies me, a woman who is not easily intimidated.
I lived for Grant's runs on The Invisibles and JLA. His New X-Men set a new standard for excellence. I am thrilled with All Star Superman, and have read all his Vertigo mini-series including Sea Guy. I am insane that he is going to work on Batman. That is just the icing on the cake though.
Grant let readers of Invisibles into his world through his letter pages. Learning about his thoughts and theories only made him more attractive to me. As he survived a horrific illness, he spurred readers on with reading suggestions and a frankness that only made him more intriguing.
In my mind, Grant is as close to a rock star as it gets in this industry. His sense of fashion is insanely glam and his appearance only serves to enhance his appeal. Too bad he's taken, but dinner would totally be okay, right?
I lived for Grant's runs on The Invisibles and JLA. His New X-Men set a new standard for excellence. I am thrilled with All Star Superman, and have read all his Vertigo mini-series including Sea Guy. I am insane that he is going to work on Batman. That is just the icing on the cake though.
Grant let readers of Invisibles into his world through his letter pages. Learning about his thoughts and theories only made him more attractive to me. As he survived a horrific illness, he spurred readers on with reading suggestions and a frankness that only made him more intriguing.
In my mind, Grant is as close to a rock star as it gets in this industry. His sense of fashion is insanely glam and his appearance only serves to enhance his appeal. Too bad he's taken, but dinner would totally be okay, right?
Creators I Would Like to Take To Dinner #3- Frank Cho
A quick confession- I have been lucky enough to have dinner with the magnificent Frank Cho and it was one of the best creator experiences I have had, bar none. Frank is so cool it is hard to know where to start, so here's to diving in...
Frank is exceptionally talented. His artwork is glorious. His style is unique too. I can always tell a Frank Cho drawing from 100 paces. His women are sexy but pure- an anomaly not many other creators can duplicate. His male characters run the gamut between studly and spudly to full comic effect. As an artist, Frank is at the top of his game.
He is funny as hell to boot. What a great sense of humor, Frank has. From his great work on Liberty Meadows to his miss-nothing converation lines, he has a whip sharp wit that is unmistakible. I could talk to him for hours.
Frank is a wonderful husband and father. He has always placed family first and I respect that. His wife Carri seems like a great catch, and he really appreciates her. His daughters are gorgeous, and appear to be following in Dad's footsteps. I really respect Frank's commitment to his family because it is genuine, and he is honest about it.
If I ever get the chance to have dinner with Frank again, I would jump at it. Frank is Classy with a capital "C", but still manages to draw boobies in a non-threatening manner. That is skill!
Frank is exceptionally talented. His artwork is glorious. His style is unique too. I can always tell a Frank Cho drawing from 100 paces. His women are sexy but pure- an anomaly not many other creators can duplicate. His male characters run the gamut between studly and spudly to full comic effect. As an artist, Frank is at the top of his game.
He is funny as hell to boot. What a great sense of humor, Frank has. From his great work on Liberty Meadows to his miss-nothing converation lines, he has a whip sharp wit that is unmistakible. I could talk to him for hours.
Frank is a wonderful husband and father. He has always placed family first and I respect that. His wife Carri seems like a great catch, and he really appreciates her. His daughters are gorgeous, and appear to be following in Dad's footsteps. I really respect Frank's commitment to his family because it is genuine, and he is honest about it.
If I ever get the chance to have dinner with Frank again, I would jump at it. Frank is Classy with a capital "C", but still manages to draw boobies in a non-threatening manner. That is skill!
Creators I Would Like to Take To Dinner #4- Ed Brubaker
Ed Brubaker is an example of someone I have been able to meet at a convention that I would like to have had more time to converse with. He has a razor sharp wit, and a snappy way of dressing that sets him apart from other creators. I believe my husband even called him a "magnificent bastard" because his work on Daredevil is so great he couldn't bring himself to drop the book.
Brubaker's work in both novels and comic books has been marked for his ability to draw out possibilities that haven't occurred to the reader. His style of writing enables him to up the ante without disapointing. It has been intriguing to watch him work his magic on Captain America and Daredevil. He has made the titles MUST READS each month. He has also set the bar exceptionally high for every creator that has to follow him. I wouldn't envy them.
For sheer style, grit, and wit, Ed Brubaker easily makes my list of creators to get dinner with.
Brubaker's work in both novels and comic books has been marked for his ability to draw out possibilities that haven't occurred to the reader. His style of writing enables him to up the ante without disapointing. It has been intriguing to watch him work his magic on Captain America and Daredevil. He has made the titles MUST READS each month. He has also set the bar exceptionally high for every creator that has to follow him. I wouldn't envy them.
For sheer style, grit, and wit, Ed Brubaker easily makes my list of creators to get dinner with.
Creators I Would Like to Take To Dinner #5- Brian Azzarello
Brian Azzarello is the brilliant mind behind 100 Bullets, Loveless, and a fantastic run on Hellblazer. His writing intrigues me to no end, because there are so many layers of story contained in it. It is the rare writer who can build upon a story and make it more exciting rather then confusing, but Azzarello pulls it off.
His work on 100 Bullets has got to be the best example of this so far. I am craving each issue like a person stranded in the desert craves water. That is how masterful it is. I can hardly stand to wait for each issue, my anticipation is go keen.
I would love to find out about Azzarello's back ground and interests. I am very interested in what makes him tick, so to speak. His work continues to mesmerize me, so I want to find out more about him.
I would love to have his talented wife Jill Thompson along for this one, to learn more about her as well. It would be incredible to have both available.
It is almost too much to hope for.
His work on 100 Bullets has got to be the best example of this so far. I am craving each issue like a person stranded in the desert craves water. That is how masterful it is. I can hardly stand to wait for each issue, my anticipation is go keen.
I would love to find out about Azzarello's back ground and interests. I am very interested in what makes him tick, so to speak. His work continues to mesmerize me, so I want to find out more about him.
I would love to have his talented wife Jill Thompson along for this one, to learn more about her as well. It would be incredible to have both available.
It is almost too much to hope for.
Creator I'd LIke to Take To Dinner #6- Terry Moore
Terry Moore is the creator and great mind behind Strangers In Paradise, one of my favorite comic book series. His portrayal of women and their roles in relationships has been spot-on from day one. His male characters are unforgettable to boot, from Freddie Femur to David, our hero.
Moore has a great head on his shoulders. From day one he has self published and been able to make a living at it. In my mind, that is an incredible achievement. Together with his wife, they have made a viable business entity from something they love. That is the ultimate achievement.
Moore is also a musician, so he infused his creations with great lyrics. I would love to ask him about his past in music and his future quests. With Strangers In Paradise ending soon, I would most certainly also want to ask him about his future plans.
I would love to take Terry Moore to dinner. His creative works say it all. He is a class act who has shown the way to other self publishers and fans in general.
Moore has a great head on his shoulders. From day one he has self published and been able to make a living at it. In my mind, that is an incredible achievement. Together with his wife, they have made a viable business entity from something they love. That is the ultimate achievement.
Moore is also a musician, so he infused his creations with great lyrics. I would love to ask him about his past in music and his future quests. With Strangers In Paradise ending soon, I would most certainly also want to ask him about his future plans.
I would love to take Terry Moore to dinner. His creative works say it all. He is a class act who has shown the way to other self publishers and fans in general.
New List: Creators I Would Eat Dinner With Versus Creators I find Completely Unappealing
Okay, here's the deal. After going through my list of comic book heroes who would be good or bad dates, I decided to take things one step further and talk about creators who would be good or bad dates. Then I re-thought it. As a married woman who is very happy in her current situation, calling out actual people for dates is over the line. How about making it a list of creators I would love to eat dinner with versus creators I would cross to the other side of a convention to avoid? This seemed more realistic and less embarrassing for the parties involved.
I don't know if all these gentlemen are married or single, so I would like to apologise beforehand to their wives and/or significant others. I in no way am endorsing that I am going to turn groupie and pursue your man. I just want to sit down and have some dinner and good conversation.
That is the scoop, so bear with me in knowing that it is all in good fun and might even make a point or two.
I don't know if all these gentlemen are married or single, so I would like to apologise beforehand to their wives and/or significant others. I in no way am endorsing that I am going to turn groupie and pursue your man. I just want to sit down and have some dinner and good conversation.
That is the scoop, so bear with me in knowing that it is all in good fun and might even make a point or two.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Bad Comic Book Dates #1- The Punisher
I am sure it comes as no surprise to anyone that The Punisher would be a bad date.
Poor guy lost his family in a gangland shooting and becomes a merciless killer. I feel for the guy, but his no mercy attitude probably means that our date would not be a priority.
Picture this: we are sitting in a diner eating a simple, nice meal. All of a sudden a news alert comes on that tells of some criminals who have done something heinous. Date over, because Frank has to go kill the bitches.
Not very promising romantically, that is for sure.
The man who is more interesting then causing death then getting some is not a good date. He probably doesn't care about your hair, or the fact that you wore your best dress. He is too busy thinking about murder.
Not that Frank would ask us out anyway, unless he was using us as bait.
Poor guy lost his family in a gangland shooting and becomes a merciless killer. I feel for the guy, but his no mercy attitude probably means that our date would not be a priority.
Picture this: we are sitting in a diner eating a simple, nice meal. All of a sudden a news alert comes on that tells of some criminals who have done something heinous. Date over, because Frank has to go kill the bitches.
Not very promising romantically, that is for sure.
The man who is more interesting then causing death then getting some is not a good date. He probably doesn't care about your hair, or the fact that you wore your best dress. He is too busy thinking about murder.
Not that Frank would ask us out anyway, unless he was using us as bait.
Bad Comic Book Dates #2- The Darkness
This is painful for me to admit as I think that Jackie Estacado is one of the hottest comic book characters ever drawn, but I think dating him would be a horrible mistake.
Jackie has a great sense of style, and is as darkly handsome as it gets He likes fine wines and good food. He drives a hot car and has a great pad.
The problems are greater then the good.
Jackie is a mafia hitman turned Don. That means if you piss him off, he will kill you or have you killed.
Oh yeah, there's also that problem of being The Darkness.
Jackie is imbued with a spirit called The Darkness. It passes on to the son in each generation of his family. This is not a good thing.
What it means is that if you have sex with him and become pregnant, he will die.
Not a good way to start a life together.
Jackie has a great sense of style, and is as darkly handsome as it gets He likes fine wines and good food. He drives a hot car and has a great pad.
The problems are greater then the good.
Jackie is a mafia hitman turned Don. That means if you piss him off, he will kill you or have you killed.
Oh yeah, there's also that problem of being The Darkness.
Jackie is imbued with a spirit called The Darkness. It passes on to the son in each generation of his family. This is not a good thing.
What it means is that if you have sex with him and become pregnant, he will die.
Not a good way to start a life together.
Bad Comic Book Dates #3- Namor
Namor the Sub-Mariner is a prick. He is a selfish, mean-spirited son of a bitch. He is obsessed with Sue Richards, and semi-stalks her.
The redeeming quality of having a nice swimmer's body does nothing to sugar coat the fact that Namor is a horrible person.
Bad attitude= bad in the sack.
That's the bottom line.
The redeeming quality of having a nice swimmer's body does nothing to sugar coat the fact that Namor is a horrible person.
Bad attitude= bad in the sack.
That's the bottom line.
Bad Comic Book Dates #4- Green Arrow
I love Oliver Queen. He is a great character with a lot a great deal of passion. His love affair with Black Canary used to send me into swoons back in the late 1970's JLA days.
The sad thing about Ollie is this:
He can't keep it in his pants.
If Ollie gets hit on, he is done. He can never resist a pretty girl, and is she is the agressor, sooner or later he always falls. It doesn't help that he doesn't advertise the fact that he is in a relationship.
Ollie reminds me of those guys at the bar who put their wedding ring in their pocket when they see a pretty girl.
I love you Ollie, but I just can't live with you. I know that sooner or later you are going to go have sex with another girl. You are weak in the ways of the flesh and that makes me sad.
The sad thing about Ollie is this:
He can't keep it in his pants.
If Ollie gets hit on, he is done. He can never resist a pretty girl, and is she is the agressor, sooner or later he always falls. It doesn't help that he doesn't advertise the fact that he is in a relationship.
Ollie reminds me of those guys at the bar who put their wedding ring in their pocket when they see a pretty girl.
I love you Ollie, but I just can't live with you. I know that sooner or later you are going to go have sex with another girl. You are weak in the ways of the flesh and that makes me sad.
Bad Comic Book Dates #5- John Constantine
John Constantine, Hellblazer isn't the kind of guy a girl could have a normal life with. Imbued with a strong magical connection, and able to piss off even the friendliest of spirits, John's "don't give a sh*t" attitude makes him a great one night stand, but a terrible boyfriend.
I think John would desperately like to have a lady who could stand by him, but unfortunately, the danger is so great that the lady in question would have to be extraordinarily gifted in the occult as to be able to protect herself. Zatanna is a good example of a woman who could date John, but was put off by his carousing, careless ways.
John is cute in a dangerous, British way, but in no way is he too hot to resist. When looking for an ideal date, don't walk- RUN the other way.
I think John would desperately like to have a lady who could stand by him, but unfortunately, the danger is so great that the lady in question would have to be extraordinarily gifted in the occult as to be able to protect herself. Zatanna is a good example of a woman who could date John, but was put off by his carousing, careless ways.
John is cute in a dangerous, British way, but in no way is he too hot to resist. When looking for an ideal date, don't walk- RUN the other way.
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