Poor Ralph just lost his longtime wife Sue. He is extremely sad and lonely, making him just the fixer upper we girls love.
WIth his sense of humor and giddiness, Ralph would soon have us in stitches. It doesn't hurt that he can also stretch certain "ahem" body parts the right way if you know what I mean.
Ralph would be an attentive suitor. We saw how loving and faithful he was to Sue. He was a model husband for sure. Some lucky girl may be the next in line for a life of adventure and fun with Ralph, our very own Elongated Man.
Get in line, Ladies.
Friday, June 23, 2006
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I agree.
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