Sunday, June 25, 2006

Bad Comic Book Dates #2- The Darkness

The Darkness
Originally uploaded by Heidi Meeley.
This is painful for me to admit as I think that Jackie Estacado is one of the hottest comic book characters ever drawn, but I think dating him would be a horrible mistake.

Jackie has a great sense of style, and is as darkly handsome as it gets He likes fine wines and good food. He drives a hot car and has a great pad.

The problems are greater then the good.

Jackie is a mafia hitman turned Don. That means if you piss him off, he will kill you or have you killed.

Oh yeah, there's also that problem of being The Darkness.

Jackie is imbued with a spirit called The Darkness. It passes on to the son in each generation of his family. This is not a good thing.

What it means is that if you have sex with him and become pregnant, he will die.

Not a good way to start a life together.

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