Sunday, June 25, 2006

Bad Comic Book Dates #5- John Constantine

John Constantine
Originally uploaded by Heidi Meeley.
John Constantine, Hellblazer isn't the kind of guy a girl could have a normal life with. Imbued with a strong magical connection, and able to piss off even the friendliest of spirits, John's "don't give a sh*t" attitude makes him a great one night stand, but a terrible boyfriend.

I think John would desperately like to have a lady who could stand by him, but unfortunately, the danger is so great that the lady in question would have to be extraordinarily gifted in the occult as to be able to protect herself. Zatanna is a good example of a woman who could date John, but was put off by his carousing, careless ways.

John is cute in a dangerous, British way, but in no way is he too hot to resist. When looking for an ideal date, don't walk- RUN the other way.

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