Sunday, June 25, 2006

Bad Comic Book Dates #3- Namor

Originally uploaded by Heidi Meeley.
Namor the Sub-Mariner is a prick. He is a selfish, mean-spirited son of a bitch. He is obsessed with Sue Richards, and semi-stalks her.

The redeeming quality of having a nice swimmer's body does nothing to sugar coat the fact that Namor is a horrible person.

Bad attitude= bad in the sack.

That's the bottom line.


Carl said...

*Bad attitude= bad in the sack.*

Ha ha, I had a vision after reading that:

Namor in bed with generic female, has his big dramatic O, then rolls over.
The female lays there and after a minute or two says:

"Ummmm, I didn't ummmm, I ummmm... Namor, I am not satified..."

Namor rolls over and looks at her coldly and says:

"You provided the Imperial Orgasm, your task is finished." Rolls over.
Then mutters, "Be gone by the time I wake up. That is all."
As most of the Giffen JLA would say:


Heidi Meeley said...

Carl! That is too damn funny!

Let me join in...


That is the funniest thing I have heard all day!