Originally, Sara Pezzini and her Witchblade were higher on my countdown, but I kept thinking about how poorly the Top Cow Editorial staff cared for her continuity and cohesiveness, and I just couldn't put her any higher.
Presented as a bad girl with a good heart, Sara Pezzini enconters the Witchblade, a mystical weapon that has been passed down many generations to be wielded by only the most worthy women. Sara has been hunted and beaten for her possesion of the Witchblade, and has even tried to rid herself of it several times, to not avail.
Witchblade is a comic book that has always been visually stunning. From Michael Turner's star making turn on the title to Michael Choi's current tenure, Sara is always displayed as quite gorgeous and curvaceous. It is too bad that the consistency of the story has not been treated so kindly.
When David Wohl and Christina Z left the title, past events were shelved, and the book was taken over by Paul Jenkins, who shoved all continuity aside and told his version of the character's story. Around this time, the television show came out, and the book went to crap. There was no consistency at all. One issue Sara would hate her sister Julie. In the next, Julie is dating Jake. Next thing we know it she is a drug selling ho. Come on people, figure it out already. Make a time line and a spec sheet.
All this mess aside, Sara Pezzini is a compelling character. She is a hero by birth, not by her weapon. As a cop by trade, Sara would fight for justice no matter what. The Witchblade has at times been a hindrance, at other times a crutch. What always emerges is Sara's heroic personality.
Ron Marz has taken over the writing chores on the title after several missteps and authors. He has taken an interest to finding the dangling storylines and fixing them, and clarifying other issues left hanging for years. As Witchblade celebrates her 10th year, she is probably in the safest hands she has ever been in.
I look forward to seeing what the future brings for Sara Pezzini and her Witchblade. I am crossing my fingers for tighter continuity and a renewed sense of making publishing deadlines.
Required Reading: Witchblade 1-25, 80 and up.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Friday, August 26, 2005
Commercial Interlude: Teen Titans 27 = BAD
I had to take a break from my list of favorite females to say this:
Teen Titans 27 is really, really bad.
It isn't just that Rob Liefeld's art is painful to look at, because that is a given. It actually took me three attempts to open the book and get past the art enough to try to read the dialogue. That isn't the worst part.
The story is poorly done as well. I am crushed. I LOVE Gail Simone's writing. When she took over Deadpool I laughed out loud at her great way with a phrase. I adored her Oni project "Killer Princesses" and bought both the issues and the trade. I also love Birds of Prey. BUT...
I did not like this story at all. The villains are terrible cliches and the premise doesn't fly at all. I can hardly believe this is the same writer I enjoy so much.
If you haven't bought this issue yet, spend your hard earned cash on Birds of Prey or Killer Princesses instead. Don't buy into the Liefeld/Simone dream team because it doesn't come true.
Sigh.
Back to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow!
Teen Titans 27 is really, really bad.
It isn't just that Rob Liefeld's art is painful to look at, because that is a given. It actually took me three attempts to open the book and get past the art enough to try to read the dialogue. That isn't the worst part.
The story is poorly done as well. I am crushed. I LOVE Gail Simone's writing. When she took over Deadpool I laughed out loud at her great way with a phrase. I adored her Oni project "Killer Princesses" and bought both the issues and the trade. I also love Birds of Prey. BUT...
I did not like this story at all. The villains are terrible cliches and the premise doesn't fly at all. I can hardly believe this is the same writer I enjoy so much.
If you haven't bought this issue yet, spend your hard earned cash on Birds of Prey or Killer Princesses instead. Don't buy into the Liefeld/Simone dream team because it doesn't come true.
Sigh.
Back to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow!
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Favorite Female Characters #22: Kitty Pryde
Kitty Pryde made her debut back in Uncanny X-Men #129, which also featured the first appearance of Emma Frost, the White Queen. This issue was back in the hay-day of Chris Claremont and John Byrne, and to this day is seen as an integral part of X-Men lore. To me, it will always be most notable for giving fans an accessable female hero close to our age at the time.
Kitty come from humble beginnings, and her normalcy has always been refreshing. Even in startling and dangerous circumstances, fans can always depend on Kitty to be their touchstone. When we are shown things through her eyes, we not only see the evil; we also see the injustices.
Kitty is currently in residence at the X-Mansion as a member of the "Astonishing" team. Writer Joss Whedon hand picked her as a perfect foil to Emma, and as a character he also wanted to know at a younger age. It is nice to see Kitty in the spotlight again, though from time to time I have enjoyed her stints in the shadows so to speak.
Born with the power to phase through objects and become immaterial, Kitty had to adjust to her new physical state. At first, she disrupted equipment without thinking first, and seemed tentative. As she has grown into her power, it is refreshing to see her find new and innovative ways to use it. I also like that Kitty has a great bit of skill with computers and is considered a brain. It gives her a non-mutant edge that other members of her other team may not have.
Who can forget the opening line of Uncanny X-Men #168- "Professor Xavier is a Jerk", as shouted by Kitty? She went through very rough patches, and this issue serves as a spotlight of her personality and growth. I highly reccomend it for fans for Kitty Pryde.
My other favorite time period for Kitty is when she joined Excalibur, especially during Warren Ellis' run on the book. Kitty dated a man other then Colossus, giving her an added depth. The fact that said man (Pete Wisdom) was older and much more experienced, only gave the readers much more to be interested in. My favorite issue of that era is Excalibur #91 (Seen at right), when the whole group goes down to the local pub and ties one on. Very compelling stuff.
As Kitty has grown up, we have grown with her. Though she has remained young compared to us readers who have unfortunately continued to age at a rapid rate, we still feel an empathy and a similarity with her as a character that few others ever attain.
If you have heard the name Kitty Pryde but were never interested, or were worried it wasn't cool to like her why don't you go back and revisit her? Check out some of the issues above, as well as the Uncanny X-Men issues in that time period. Marvel has put out Essential trades that are reasonably priced- a great starter for fans on a budget.
Kitty Pryde is the comic book version of me and my girl friends back in the day, only a lot wiser and a lot more powerful. That is why I will always have a deep appreciation of the character.
Look Kitty up some time, you will be glad you did.
Kitty come from humble beginnings, and her normalcy has always been refreshing. Even in startling and dangerous circumstances, fans can always depend on Kitty to be their touchstone. When we are shown things through her eyes, we not only see the evil; we also see the injustices.
Kitty is currently in residence at the X-Mansion as a member of the "Astonishing" team. Writer Joss Whedon hand picked her as a perfect foil to Emma, and as a character he also wanted to know at a younger age. It is nice to see Kitty in the spotlight again, though from time to time I have enjoyed her stints in the shadows so to speak.
Born with the power to phase through objects and become immaterial, Kitty had to adjust to her new physical state. At first, she disrupted equipment without thinking first, and seemed tentative. As she has grown into her power, it is refreshing to see her find new and innovative ways to use it. I also like that Kitty has a great bit of skill with computers and is considered a brain. It gives her a non-mutant edge that other members of her other team may not have.
Who can forget the opening line of Uncanny X-Men #168- "Professor Xavier is a Jerk", as shouted by Kitty? She went through very rough patches, and this issue serves as a spotlight of her personality and growth. I highly reccomend it for fans for Kitty Pryde.
My other favorite time period for Kitty is when she joined Excalibur, especially during Warren Ellis' run on the book. Kitty dated a man other then Colossus, giving her an added depth. The fact that said man (Pete Wisdom) was older and much more experienced, only gave the readers much more to be interested in. My favorite issue of that era is Excalibur #91 (Seen at right), when the whole group goes down to the local pub and ties one on. Very compelling stuff.
As Kitty has grown up, we have grown with her. Though she has remained young compared to us readers who have unfortunately continued to age at a rapid rate, we still feel an empathy and a similarity with her as a character that few others ever attain.
If you have heard the name Kitty Pryde but were never interested, or were worried it wasn't cool to like her why don't you go back and revisit her? Check out some of the issues above, as well as the Uncanny X-Men issues in that time period. Marvel has put out Essential trades that are reasonably priced- a great starter for fans on a budget.
Kitty Pryde is the comic book version of me and my girl friends back in the day, only a lot wiser and a lot more powerful. That is why I will always have a deep appreciation of the character.
Look Kitty up some time, you will be glad you did.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Favorite Female Characters #23: Fury
To me, Lyta Trevor-Hall, AKA Fury, has always been a wild card. From her Amazonian beginnings, a short stint in The Dreaming, and a recent reappearance in the JSA title, Lyta has been everywhere in the DC Universe without ever really having a place to call her own. It is her potential that has intrigued me from day one and continues to impress upon me to this day.
First seen in Wonder Woman Volume 1 Issue 300 as the daughter of Earth 2's Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor, Lyta's full name was Hyppolyta, after her grandmother who was incidently the Queen of the Amazons. Full of energy and vitality, Lyta was a character exploding with potential.
Lyta next made an appearance in Infinity Inc. #1 as Fury. Along with other sons and daughters of the Justice Society, she made a bid to become a full fledged member, only to be told to come back later. Infinity Inc. was born from this moment, and the series lasted 53 issues, from March 1984 to June 1988.
In the period of Infinity Inc. membership, Lyta lost her identity literally when Earth 2's Wonder Woman was retconned out of existence during Crisis. Her origins were re-explained as being the adopted daughter of Miss America and her husband. Her real mother was said to be the Golden Age Fury, Helena Kosmatos. It was during this time period that Lyta lost her luster. Her fiance Hector Hall was believed dead and she was pregnant with his child. Hector re-emerged as the new Sandman and the two were married and went to live happily ever after in The Dreaming.
Lyta next turned up in Vertigo's incredibly ground-breaking title Sandman by Neil Gaiman. She and Hector had been living a life based on lies. She remained pregnant for an indeterminate amount of time and the real Sandman kicked them out of The Dreaming. Lyta had their baby but was left shiftless, as Hector was sent back to the dead.
It is in this time period, as seen in Sandman: The Kindly Ones trade paperback, that Lyta loses control and vows to kill Sandman. Her son Daniel subsequently becomes the new King Of Dreams and Lyta is left rudderless once again.
The next time we see her, Lyta shows up in Sandman: The Furies Hard Cover and regains a semblance of control. Though she has no idea that Hector Hall has been reincarnated as Dr. Fate in JSA, she takes charge of her life again, older and wiser.
Recently Fury has resurfaced in JSA. She and Hector are happily together without a lot of explanation, which I am eagerly awaiting. Fury has so much potential that hasn't been tapped that it is almost criminal.
I love Fury for her both her fragileness and her boundless determination. She needs a mini-series desperately to get her back on track. I want to know who Fury is and I want to know where she is going. Though her origins tie her to the Wonder Woman family, I don't see her as a member of that group. Through her suffering in The Dreaming and beyond, I feel she is a unique character that could bridge the gap between Vertigo and mainstream DC.
Hey Geoff Johns, next time you do a JSA Classified tale, put the spotlight on Lyta and do your magic. Give her direction and a semblance of a life other then being a yes-woman to Hector. She deserves it.
First seen in Wonder Woman Volume 1 Issue 300 as the daughter of Earth 2's Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor, Lyta's full name was Hyppolyta, after her grandmother who was incidently the Queen of the Amazons. Full of energy and vitality, Lyta was a character exploding with potential.
Lyta next made an appearance in Infinity Inc. #1 as Fury. Along with other sons and daughters of the Justice Society, she made a bid to become a full fledged member, only to be told to come back later. Infinity Inc. was born from this moment, and the series lasted 53 issues, from March 1984 to June 1988.
In the period of Infinity Inc. membership, Lyta lost her identity literally when Earth 2's Wonder Woman was retconned out of existence during Crisis. Her origins were re-explained as being the adopted daughter of Miss America and her husband. Her real mother was said to be the Golden Age Fury, Helena Kosmatos. It was during this time period that Lyta lost her luster. Her fiance Hector Hall was believed dead and she was pregnant with his child. Hector re-emerged as the new Sandman and the two were married and went to live happily ever after in The Dreaming.
Lyta next turned up in Vertigo's incredibly ground-breaking title Sandman by Neil Gaiman. She and Hector had been living a life based on lies. She remained pregnant for an indeterminate amount of time and the real Sandman kicked them out of The Dreaming. Lyta had their baby but was left shiftless, as Hector was sent back to the dead.
It is in this time period, as seen in Sandman: The Kindly Ones trade paperback, that Lyta loses control and vows to kill Sandman. Her son Daniel subsequently becomes the new King Of Dreams and Lyta is left rudderless once again.
The next time we see her, Lyta shows up in Sandman: The Furies Hard Cover and regains a semblance of control. Though she has no idea that Hector Hall has been reincarnated as Dr. Fate in JSA, she takes charge of her life again, older and wiser.
Recently Fury has resurfaced in JSA. She and Hector are happily together without a lot of explanation, which I am eagerly awaiting. Fury has so much potential that hasn't been tapped that it is almost criminal.
I love Fury for her both her fragileness and her boundless determination. She needs a mini-series desperately to get her back on track. I want to know who Fury is and I want to know where she is going. Though her origins tie her to the Wonder Woman family, I don't see her as a member of that group. Through her suffering in The Dreaming and beyond, I feel she is a unique character that could bridge the gap between Vertigo and mainstream DC.
Hey Geoff Johns, next time you do a JSA Classified tale, put the spotlight on Lyta and do your magic. Give her direction and a semblance of a life other then being a yes-woman to Hector. She deserves it.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Favorite Female Characters #24: Winged Victory
Predominantly seen in the first Astro City mini-series, issue #6, Winged Victory has left such a vivid impression on me that I felt compelled to include her on my list of favorite female characters. A strong woman, almost militant in her beliefs, Winged Victory stands for women's rights, but is also very human and vulnerable in her way.
Created by Kurt Busiek, Astro City is a great comic book series period. I consider it Busiek's crowning achievement, and the more he allows me as a reader to find out, the more intrigued I am. Winged Victory was right there in the first mini series, "Life In The Big City", and the date she shared with major male super hero Samaritan resonates to this day. As they peeled away layers of each other's personas on this first date, I found myself turning each page more breathlessly until I got to the end, and could barely contain my awe. Busiek got it right in a major way.
Winged Victory has been forced to be independent, and has created women's self-defense training centers to help her fellow females to be self-sufficient. Her origin remains a bit of a mystery, and since this date back in the first mini-series, not much else has been revealed. I am still awaiting the day when Busiek will choose to present another chapter of this fascinating character's history and existence.
Winged Victory stands toe to toe with her male compatriots while retaining an amazingly graceful presence. To this day, I believe her to be the most powerful female hero in her universe, and will choose to think so until Busiek advises otherwise.
So how about it, Kurt Busiek? When can we get another dose of Winged Victory and her many layers of characterization? I would love to see a book solicited, even if it is a one-shot, that revolves around her.
Crucial Read: Astro City: Life In The Big City TPB.
Created by Kurt Busiek, Astro City is a great comic book series period. I consider it Busiek's crowning achievement, and the more he allows me as a reader to find out, the more intrigued I am. Winged Victory was right there in the first mini series, "Life In The Big City", and the date she shared with major male super hero Samaritan resonates to this day. As they peeled away layers of each other's personas on this first date, I found myself turning each page more breathlessly until I got to the end, and could barely contain my awe. Busiek got it right in a major way.
Winged Victory has been forced to be independent, and has created women's self-defense training centers to help her fellow females to be self-sufficient. Her origin remains a bit of a mystery, and since this date back in the first mini-series, not much else has been revealed. I am still awaiting the day when Busiek will choose to present another chapter of this fascinating character's history and existence.
Winged Victory stands toe to toe with her male compatriots while retaining an amazingly graceful presence. To this day, I believe her to be the most powerful female hero in her universe, and will choose to think so until Busiek advises otherwise.
So how about it, Kurt Busiek? When can we get another dose of Winged Victory and her many layers of characterization? I would love to see a book solicited, even if it is a one-shot, that revolves around her.
Crucial Read: Astro City: Life In The Big City TPB.
Favorite Female Characters #25: Fatale
Fatale is character I was introduced to by my husband Jim back in 1997. Published by the now defunct Broadway Comics, Fatale was the lead character in a series of her own name. Written by Jim Shooter, Janet Jackson, Joseph A. James, and Pauline Weiss with art by up-and-comer J.G. Jones and inks by veteran Frank McLaughlin (with some tales also penciled by Dave Cockrum), Fatale is a character that could have survived the bad girl craze if the fates had been kinder.
Fatale's real name is Desiree Hopewell, and her past is a checkered one. The latest in a line of women with the ability to absorb additive power from the other people, Desiree has been on the run much of her young life. As she hides from the people who want to steal her life force for their own gain, she is forced into emotional circumstances that turn her life and the lives of her friends upside down.
Along the way, uber-sexy Desiree toys with several men, using her tremendous breasts and keen intellect to keep her safe in the most perilous situations. Throughout she is called a fat cow and ridiculed, and in time shapes up into a leaner but still curvaceous, mean fighting machine. She doesn't let the insults get her down, and tells protagonists she would rather be shapely then rail thin, sending a more positive message to female readers. Alas, her fate is not always kind and we find at the end that though triumph is wonderful, it also can be very hollow.
If you are interested in finding out more about Fatale, there is a great trade paperback titled "Fatale: Inherit The Earth" that features all of her appearances in one volume.
Truly a unique and fun character, it is a shame that Broadway Comics didn't stay around to put out more books or trades about this sexy heroine. She has a realistic figure and wears real clothes for the most part rather then spandex.
First Appearance: Powers That Be Vol#1, Issue #1 (1995)
Best Bet: Fatale: Inherit The Earth TPB (1996)
Fatale's real name is Desiree Hopewell, and her past is a checkered one. The latest in a line of women with the ability to absorb additive power from the other people, Desiree has been on the run much of her young life. As she hides from the people who want to steal her life force for their own gain, she is forced into emotional circumstances that turn her life and the lives of her friends upside down.
Along the way, uber-sexy Desiree toys with several men, using her tremendous breasts and keen intellect to keep her safe in the most perilous situations. Throughout she is called a fat cow and ridiculed, and in time shapes up into a leaner but still curvaceous, mean fighting machine. She doesn't let the insults get her down, and tells protagonists she would rather be shapely then rail thin, sending a more positive message to female readers. Alas, her fate is not always kind and we find at the end that though triumph is wonderful, it also can be very hollow.
If you are interested in finding out more about Fatale, there is a great trade paperback titled "Fatale: Inherit The Earth" that features all of her appearances in one volume.
Truly a unique and fun character, it is a shame that Broadway Comics didn't stay around to put out more books or trades about this sexy heroine. She has a realistic figure and wears real clothes for the most part rather then spandex.
First Appearance: Powers That Be Vol#1, Issue #1 (1995)
Best Bet: Fatale: Inherit The Earth TPB (1996)
Favorite Female Characters- Honorable Mention: Arwyn
When CrossGen closed it's doors, I was extremely sad to see that I would no longer be able to follow the adventures of Arwyn, the brave but emotionally fragile lead character of Sojourn. Making matters worse, the series ended in the middle of a story arc, so only God and the creators involved know where Arwyn ended up.
Of all the female characters in the CrossGen Universe, Arwyn touched me the most. She lost her husband and child horribly, and with only her faithful dog Kreeg by her side, set out to wreak her vengeance. When she met up with Gareth, there was an added essense of hope that shaded her persona.
Gifted with Ayden's arrow, Arwyn and Gareth undertake the mission of uniting the five fragments can defeat the evil Mordath and return peace to their lands. From horrendous persecution to a persistent sense of urgency, Arwyn displayed immense courage, though her heart was fueled by vengeance.
Beautifully rendered by super star artist Greg Land, Arwyn became legendary in most reader's eyes. The high point of the series was when Land would collaborate with writer Ron Marz. I give CrossGen high points for insane quality and coloring that were icing on the cake.
Tbe bottom line: Arwyn was a fantastic female character. Through great sorrow, Arwyn displayed a grace that immediately endeared her to me. Her poise and determination, plus a great supporting cast and an insanely evil villain made for a compelling monthly read. To this day, I look for the title on shelves only to find old issues that are bitter reminders of my inability to follow this character further down the path she started.
To read Arwyn's adventures, check out Sojourn #0 through 34.
Of all the female characters in the CrossGen Universe, Arwyn touched me the most. She lost her husband and child horribly, and with only her faithful dog Kreeg by her side, set out to wreak her vengeance. When she met up with Gareth, there was an added essense of hope that shaded her persona.
Gifted with Ayden's arrow, Arwyn and Gareth undertake the mission of uniting the five fragments can defeat the evil Mordath and return peace to their lands. From horrendous persecution to a persistent sense of urgency, Arwyn displayed immense courage, though her heart was fueled by vengeance.
Beautifully rendered by super star artist Greg Land, Arwyn became legendary in most reader's eyes. The high point of the series was when Land would collaborate with writer Ron Marz. I give CrossGen high points for insane quality and coloring that were icing on the cake.
Tbe bottom line: Arwyn was a fantastic female character. Through great sorrow, Arwyn displayed a grace that immediately endeared her to me. Her poise and determination, plus a great supporting cast and an insanely evil villain made for a compelling monthly read. To this day, I look for the title on shelves only to find old issues that are bitter reminders of my inability to follow this character further down the path she started.
To read Arwyn's adventures, check out Sojourn #0 through 34.
New Game Plan- Female Character Lists
In the upcoming couple of weeks, Comics Fairplay is going to delve into female characters in comics. We are going to start with a list of our favorite characters and expound on a few other lists as well. Please bear with me and enjoy the ride, knowing that the opinions here are solely my own, and issued forth to bring out discussions and acknowledgements.
Let the madness begin!
Let the madness begin!
Monday, August 22, 2005
Sharing A Sketch Memory
Never in my life have I been as excited to meet a comic book pro as I was to meet Joe Staton. Despite a snowy mountain pass we had to cross, and a super early morning, Jim and I made it to that 2002 Seattle Comicard Show early, eager to meet the man who had helped to created Helena Wayne, the Silver Age Huntress.
When we finally got inside, we went directly to where Mr. Staton was sitting. Shaking with nerves and anticipation, I approached him gingerly, grasping tightly the well-read copies of All Star Comics I had for him to sign. "Mr. Staton?" I questioned quietly. "Yes, how are you today" he replied as pleasantly as can be. I believe my response was something along the lines of "finehowareyou... I am such a big fan of yours. You are the father of one of my favorite characters The Huntress and I just love her...." and so on, breathlessly gasping out everything I wanted to say.
Much to my luck, he smiled slowly and quietly, took my praise in, and asked if I wanted a sketch. Did I?? Holy Cow!! I plunked down my money eagerly, and he went set to the task of bringing Helena Wayne to life.
While we excused ourselves, we walked over to where Geoff Johns, Steven Sadowski, and Scott Kolins were sitting and gushed to them about the greatness of Joe Staton. Without missing a beat, Geoff Johns replied "yeah, I was in awe too." Much love to these three guys for feeling the way I was, as it put me at ease.
When we returned to Mr. Staton later that day, he presented me with the incredible sketch pictured here. With tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat, I thanked him profusely and walked slowly from the table, as if in a dream. It is still one of my fondest con memories to this day.
I cherish this sketch, and can't imagine parting with it. I like to think that Mr. Staton saw my love for his work and his character that day, and put a little something extra in it.
Thank you Mr. Staton for making such a wonderful piece of art, and giving an ardent fan a fantastic memory to cherish.
When we finally got inside, we went directly to where Mr. Staton was sitting. Shaking with nerves and anticipation, I approached him gingerly, grasping tightly the well-read copies of All Star Comics I had for him to sign. "Mr. Staton?" I questioned quietly. "Yes, how are you today" he replied as pleasantly as can be. I believe my response was something along the lines of "finehowareyou... I am such a big fan of yours. You are the father of one of my favorite characters The Huntress and I just love her...." and so on, breathlessly gasping out everything I wanted to say.
Much to my luck, he smiled slowly and quietly, took my praise in, and asked if I wanted a sketch. Did I?? Holy Cow!! I plunked down my money eagerly, and he went set to the task of bringing Helena Wayne to life.
While we excused ourselves, we walked over to where Geoff Johns, Steven Sadowski, and Scott Kolins were sitting and gushed to them about the greatness of Joe Staton. Without missing a beat, Geoff Johns replied "yeah, I was in awe too." Much love to these three guys for feeling the way I was, as it put me at ease.
When we returned to Mr. Staton later that day, he presented me with the incredible sketch pictured here. With tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat, I thanked him profusely and walked slowly from the table, as if in a dream. It is still one of my fondest con memories to this day.
I cherish this sketch, and can't imagine parting with it. I like to think that Mr. Staton saw my love for his work and his character that day, and put a little something extra in it.
Thank you Mr. Staton for making such a wonderful piece of art, and giving an ardent fan a fantastic memory to cherish.
Time To Let Go- My Obsession with Food
Since an early age, I have been obsessed with my weight. Between comments made from adults about my big-boned, muscular body being too large, and a lack of dates in junior high and high school, I have never felt attractive or thin. This has permeated into my consciousness with a vengeance, and now my obsession with my weight has mutated into an obsession with food.
I feel sorry for my husband Jim, because every time we make plans to travel or go out, our conversation must center around food. Are we going to eat before we go? Is there someplace close we can eat at afterwards? Is there going to be food I like and can eat there? It must be a nightmare for Jim, but he tries to be patient and let me go through the ritual.
I think part of this obsession is weight-based, and part of it is based on my upbringing. I was raised on a farm, and there was a lot of uncertainty as to when I would be able to eat a meal. As someone who used to burn a lot of calories bucking hay and filling grain sacks, it was a very important issue. I would get so hungry that my head would pound until I could get some nutrition. Even though this is no longer an issue since I have a desk job, the obsessive thoughts continue.
Let me say for the record that I never did starve, and that my mother is a wonderful cook. It wasn’t a question of not eating; it was a question of WHEN. Sometimes, out in the fields trying to harvest a crop, we would be battling the elements and imminent rain, so food had to come a distant second to work. For whatever reason, that would panic me, and to this day, it is still a huge issue.
The end result of my obsession with food is that I spend way too much time considering what to eat and when. I also eat too much when I am nervous, a condition I associate with trying to carb load when I wasn’t sure when the next window for eating would come. To that end, when I get to work in the morning, I have a small bag of dry Cheerios to snack on and I ingest a protein bar between 9:30 and 10 a.m. without fail. This I have under control. My problem comes when I have meetings or unplanned circumstances that make me late for lunch. If I eat on time I will eat a normal amount of food and be full all afternoon. If for whatever reason I eat later, I gorge and eat WELL OVER the amount required to fill me up. My boss tries to be sympathetic, but sixteen years into our working relationship, still has no idea how to deal with me about this issue.
Another problem my obsession with food brings is that it makes me have a small window for working out. If I don’t work out at my lunchtime, I have one hour between 5 and 6 p.m. to get my cardio done. Then I pick up my husband from work and must go home and eat. If we eat too late, I over indulge and feel sick. If we are on schedule, it is all fine.
The weekends aren’t nearly so bad. I like to get up and have a bowl of cereal. Then I like to go workout, grocery shop, and come home and eat something light. If anything or anyone interferes with my plans, that is another thing altogether. A couple of weekends ago, my poor husband made an assumption about my hunger level, and paid for it in a complete meltdown courtesy of me. Poor guy, I still feel guilty about it today. But for the most part, the weekends are a breeze.
What is the point of this confession, you might ask? It really comes down to this- I will never be happy until I can either let go of my obsession or admit to it and make a structured plan for myself, similar to what I had when I was on my “Get In Shape” contest diet. For the short term, I am better off to preplan, but in the long term, I have to let it go.
I have always joked that if I didn’t work out, I would weigh 300 pounds. Mind you, I have never gotten close to that heavy, but it almost isn’t funny anymore. As I get older, and it is harder to keep the pounds off, it is “put up or shut up” time for me and my weird idiosyncrasies.
My new goal in life is to not obsess so much and make healthy choices when I do eat. I can’t let stress or other people’s opinions rule my life, especially since some of those opinions are at least twenty years old. I also have to be happy with myself, and tell people who have unhealthy opinions to piss off and worry about their own health. I am sure my husband would be much happier as well, considering he has always loved me for the person I am, not the person he wants me to be.
As I approach 40, things have to change. It has to quit being about food and weight and be completely about health. Cross your fingers for me that I can make the transition. I will be healthier and happier, and my husband will be less stressed and happier as well. It is time to quit obsessing and start living.
I feel sorry for my husband Jim, because every time we make plans to travel or go out, our conversation must center around food. Are we going to eat before we go? Is there someplace close we can eat at afterwards? Is there going to be food I like and can eat there? It must be a nightmare for Jim, but he tries to be patient and let me go through the ritual.
I think part of this obsession is weight-based, and part of it is based on my upbringing. I was raised on a farm, and there was a lot of uncertainty as to when I would be able to eat a meal. As someone who used to burn a lot of calories bucking hay and filling grain sacks, it was a very important issue. I would get so hungry that my head would pound until I could get some nutrition. Even though this is no longer an issue since I have a desk job, the obsessive thoughts continue.
Let me say for the record that I never did starve, and that my mother is a wonderful cook. It wasn’t a question of not eating; it was a question of WHEN. Sometimes, out in the fields trying to harvest a crop, we would be battling the elements and imminent rain, so food had to come a distant second to work. For whatever reason, that would panic me, and to this day, it is still a huge issue.
The end result of my obsession with food is that I spend way too much time considering what to eat and when. I also eat too much when I am nervous, a condition I associate with trying to carb load when I wasn’t sure when the next window for eating would come. To that end, when I get to work in the morning, I have a small bag of dry Cheerios to snack on and I ingest a protein bar between 9:30 and 10 a.m. without fail. This I have under control. My problem comes when I have meetings or unplanned circumstances that make me late for lunch. If I eat on time I will eat a normal amount of food and be full all afternoon. If for whatever reason I eat later, I gorge and eat WELL OVER the amount required to fill me up. My boss tries to be sympathetic, but sixteen years into our working relationship, still has no idea how to deal with me about this issue.
Another problem my obsession with food brings is that it makes me have a small window for working out. If I don’t work out at my lunchtime, I have one hour between 5 and 6 p.m. to get my cardio done. Then I pick up my husband from work and must go home and eat. If we eat too late, I over indulge and feel sick. If we are on schedule, it is all fine.
The weekends aren’t nearly so bad. I like to get up and have a bowl of cereal. Then I like to go workout, grocery shop, and come home and eat something light. If anything or anyone interferes with my plans, that is another thing altogether. A couple of weekends ago, my poor husband made an assumption about my hunger level, and paid for it in a complete meltdown courtesy of me. Poor guy, I still feel guilty about it today. But for the most part, the weekends are a breeze.
What is the point of this confession, you might ask? It really comes down to this- I will never be happy until I can either let go of my obsession or admit to it and make a structured plan for myself, similar to what I had when I was on my “Get In Shape” contest diet. For the short term, I am better off to preplan, but in the long term, I have to let it go.
I have always joked that if I didn’t work out, I would weigh 300 pounds. Mind you, I have never gotten close to that heavy, but it almost isn’t funny anymore. As I get older, and it is harder to keep the pounds off, it is “put up or shut up” time for me and my weird idiosyncrasies.
My new goal in life is to not obsess so much and make healthy choices when I do eat. I can’t let stress or other people’s opinions rule my life, especially since some of those opinions are at least twenty years old. I also have to be happy with myself, and tell people who have unhealthy opinions to piss off and worry about their own health. I am sure my husband would be much happier as well, considering he has always loved me for the person I am, not the person he wants me to be.
As I approach 40, things have to change. It has to quit being about food and weight and be completely about health. Cross your fingers for me that I can make the transition. I will be healthier and happier, and my husband will be less stressed and happier as well. It is time to quit obsessing and start living.
New Comics For August 24
I can hardly believe another week has already passed! The good news is that I am not so exhausted; the bad news is that the next few weeks at my job are going to be more challenging then ever. At any rate, at least I know I have new comics coming on Wednesday, so there is something to look forward to.
Here is my list of comics for the week.
Conan #19
Batman #644
Day of Vengeance #5 (of 6) - at right
Hellblazer #211
JSA Classified #2
Legion of Super Heroes #9
Omac Project #5 (of 6)
Otherworld #6 (of 12)
Teen Titans #27 - the terrible Liefeld art issues are here. It makes me want to drink just thinking about it.
Invincible #25
Black Panther #7
Daredevil #76
Fantastic Four #530
New X-Men #17
Spellbinders #6 (of 6)
Ultimate X-Men Annual #1
Wolverine #31
Queen & Country Declassified 2 #2 and #3
That's all for now! Have a great day!
Here is my list of comics for the week.
Conan #19
Batman #644
Day of Vengeance #5 (of 6) - at right
Hellblazer #211
JSA Classified #2
Legion of Super Heroes #9
Omac Project #5 (of 6)
Otherworld #6 (of 12)
Teen Titans #27 - the terrible Liefeld art issues are here. It makes me want to drink just thinking about it.
Invincible #25
Black Panther #7
Daredevil #76
Fantastic Four #530
New X-Men #17
Spellbinders #6 (of 6)
Ultimate X-Men Annual #1
Wolverine #31
Queen & Country Declassified 2 #2 and #3
That's all for now! Have a great day!
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Batgirl #67 Review up at Kung Fu Rodeo
Just to let you know, I just posted a review of Batgirl #67 over at Kung Fu Rodeo/4 Color Review. Give it a look if you get a chance.
http://www.4colorreview.com
Take care!
http://www.4colorreview.com
Take care!
Friday, August 19, 2005
Ultimate Spider-Man Annual 1 = Cute
Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #1 was not at all what I expected, but I ended up really enjoying it. Sweet and romantic, it was just what I needed to pull myself out of the funk permeating my brain.
I will attempt to make my thoughts as spoiler-free as possible, so here it goes. There is a female character in the Ultimate universe who has met up with Spider-Man before and remembers him fondly. With a little help from her girl friends, she seizes the courage to contact Peter Parker and set up a meeting. From moment one to the climatic ending, said female and Peter establish a warm understanding that makes the story especially touching. The nature of the female character is different then that of Mary Jane, but still nurturing and understanding of who Peter really is.
Writer Brian Michael Bendis makes sure to keep the story in a super hero bent with a couple of battles with super villains. How Spider-Man approaches each battle is fascinating, given the different set of circumstances in each.
I really enjoyed Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #1 after begrudgingly picking it up. It not only enables me to continue my week of romance in comics, but it also picked my mood up off the floor and gave me something to smile about.
Pick it up if you have a chance. There's nothing wrong with a feel good story now and then, and this tale is no exception.
I will attempt to make my thoughts as spoiler-free as possible, so here it goes. There is a female character in the Ultimate universe who has met up with Spider-Man before and remembers him fondly. With a little help from her girl friends, she seizes the courage to contact Peter Parker and set up a meeting. From moment one to the climatic ending, said female and Peter establish a warm understanding that makes the story especially touching. The nature of the female character is different then that of Mary Jane, but still nurturing and understanding of who Peter really is.
Writer Brian Michael Bendis makes sure to keep the story in a super hero bent with a couple of battles with super villains. How Spider-Man approaches each battle is fascinating, given the different set of circumstances in each.
I really enjoyed Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #1 after begrudgingly picking it up. It not only enables me to continue my week of romance in comics, but it also picked my mood up off the floor and gave me something to smile about.
Pick it up if you have a chance. There's nothing wrong with a feel good story now and then, and this tale is no exception.
Spammers Beware
Last night some spammer decided to put comments on my site that have nothing to do with the topics at hand. Here is your first and last warning: Don't do it again.
I am not amused.
I am not amused.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Infinite Crisis #1 Cover By Perez in Color!!
Take a gander at the beauty that is fan-favorite George Perez' cover for Infinite Crisis #1. This wonderful work of art makes me eager to see what DC has in store for fans this Fall and Winter. (Thanks to Newsarama for pointing the way)
Today was completely horrible, so I am off to drown my sorrows in some flavored water and a microwave hotdog. Thank God tomorrow is Friday!
Today was completely horrible, so I am off to drown my sorrows in some flavored water and a microwave hotdog. Thank God tomorrow is Friday!
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Sappy, Wonderful Love Story Alert!
I just got done reading Marvel Knights 4 #21 and loved every minute. The story celebrates the 40 year union between perpetual lovebirds Reed and Sue Richards, and I for one couldn't be happier.
Disguised in Previews as a secret tale from Sue's past featuring Black Panther, Marvel Knights 4 #21 is a great excuse to remember the wonderful marriage and relationship Reed and Sue share. From her night out with the girls to how she deals with moment to moment stress, this issue contains several great memories.
So, if you are a sappy romantic like me, give MK4 #21 a shot. It certainly made a hectic day for me a little more dreamy.
Take care all, and happy reading!
Disguised in Previews as a secret tale from Sue's past featuring Black Panther, Marvel Knights 4 #21 is a great excuse to remember the wonderful marriage and relationship Reed and Sue share. From her night out with the girls to how she deals with moment to moment stress, this issue contains several great memories.
So, if you are a sappy romantic like me, give MK4 #21 a shot. It certainly made a hectic day for me a little more dreamy.
Take care all, and happy reading!
Monday, August 15, 2005
The Complete Wynonna Earp TPB Comes Out Wednesday!
If you are looking for a great read, pick up The Complete Wynonna Earp Trade Paperback that is coming out this week. It is courtesy of IDW and writer/creator Beau Smith. Priced at $24.99, you get two complete mini-series plus extras. It's a great value.
If you haven't read any of Beau Smith's stuff, you might not know how uniquely great he is. Beau has his own style, and he works it perfectly. His sense of pacing and diction drive the story, and the gorgeous art, especially by Joyce Chin in the first series, really is the icing on the cake.
Beau knows Westerns and beautiful women, so if you are interested in either or both, give it a look! I know I will be picking up my copy on Wednesday.
If you haven't read any of Beau Smith's stuff, you might not know how uniquely great he is. Beau has his own style, and he works it perfectly. His sense of pacing and diction drive the story, and the gorgeous art, especially by Joyce Chin in the first series, really is the icing on the cake.
Beau knows Westerns and beautiful women, so if you are interested in either or both, give it a look! I know I will be picking up my copy on Wednesday.
New Comics for August 17
The month of August is going so fast for me that it is shocking. Today my younger sister Holly turns 36! Happy Birthday Sis!
Getting to the matter at hand, here is a list of comics I am picking up this week.
Authority Revolution #11 (of 12)
Batgirl #67
Birds of Prey #85
Detective Comics #810
Green Lantern #3
Lex Luthor Man of Steel #5 (of 5)
Manhunter #13
Seven Soldiers: Klarion the Witch Boy #3 (of 4)
Top Ten Beyond the Farthest Precinct #1 (of 5) - see pic at right
Girls #4
Witchblade #88
Cable Deadpool #18
Defenders #2 (of 5)
Marvel Knights 4 #21
Mutopia #2 (of 5)
New Thunderbolts #11
New X-Men Hellions #4 (of 4)
Spider-Man House of M #3 (of 5)
Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #1
Ultimate X-Men #62
Complete Wynonna Earp TPB
Have a great week! I will be more active hopefully, now that my sales meetings are done and our company has gone back to their home back East.
Take care!
Getting to the matter at hand, here is a list of comics I am picking up this week.
Authority Revolution #11 (of 12)
Batgirl #67
Birds of Prey #85
Detective Comics #810
Green Lantern #3
Lex Luthor Man of Steel #5 (of 5)
Manhunter #13
Seven Soldiers: Klarion the Witch Boy #3 (of 4)
Top Ten Beyond the Farthest Precinct #1 (of 5) - see pic at right
Girls #4
Witchblade #88
Cable Deadpool #18
Defenders #2 (of 5)
Marvel Knights 4 #21
Mutopia #2 (of 5)
New Thunderbolts #11
New X-Men Hellions #4 (of 4)
Spider-Man House of M #3 (of 5)
Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #1
Ultimate X-Men #62
Complete Wynonna Earp TPB
Have a great week! I will be more active hopefully, now that my sales meetings are done and our company has gone back to their home back East.
Take care!
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Catching Up
It is Sunday, and the last five days have flown by at an unreal pace. I am just now sitting down to check e-mails and see what has happened in the world.
My husband's brother and his fiance' came to surprise Jim on Thursday evening, and are here visiting us from the Philly suburbs and Delaware. They are in the process of packing and showering and are leaving tonight to head back home. We always have a lot of fun with Tom and Jen, and inevitably revert back to our teenage years in terms of behaviour. This trip was no exception, as last evening we went to the Meadowbrook Family Funcenter and did go-karts, water innertube fights, miniature golf, and hit the arcade. Then it was back to the house for barbeque and beer, two of my favorite pasttimes.
It is also worthy to note that I made it through my sales meetings, and worked well over 40 hours in three days. I tried desperately to get out of bed before 10 a.m. the last two days with no success. I think that once you have been going at the pace I was running at, your body just kind of shuts down and needs to reboot.
Comic books wise, I haven't read a single one. Paged a few, but not read. I can bet that means no review over at 4CR/KFR this week. I am feeling slight amounts of guilt, but am tired enough to know that I will be doing everyone a disservice by trying to do a review with half a brain.
Have a wonderful rest of the day! We are going to go to the Country Harvest Buffet to do my favorite thing other then sleeping- eating. I will be back tomorrow with a list of new comics and hopefully some fun stories.
My husband's brother and his fiance' came to surprise Jim on Thursday evening, and are here visiting us from the Philly suburbs and Delaware. They are in the process of packing and showering and are leaving tonight to head back home. We always have a lot of fun with Tom and Jen, and inevitably revert back to our teenage years in terms of behaviour. This trip was no exception, as last evening we went to the Meadowbrook Family Funcenter and did go-karts, water innertube fights, miniature golf, and hit the arcade. Then it was back to the house for barbeque and beer, two of my favorite pasttimes.
It is also worthy to note that I made it through my sales meetings, and worked well over 40 hours in three days. I tried desperately to get out of bed before 10 a.m. the last two days with no success. I think that once you have been going at the pace I was running at, your body just kind of shuts down and needs to reboot.
Comic books wise, I haven't read a single one. Paged a few, but not read. I can bet that means no review over at 4CR/KFR this week. I am feeling slight amounts of guilt, but am tired enough to know that I will be doing everyone a disservice by trying to do a review with half a brain.
Have a wonderful rest of the day! We are going to go to the Country Harvest Buffet to do my favorite thing other then sleeping- eating. I will be back tomorrow with a list of new comics and hopefully some fun stories.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Gone for Five...
I just want to wish everyone a great rest of the week. My company is having sales meetings, so I will not have access to my personal stuff where I will be. Happy Comic Day and have a good weekend!
In the meantime, go check out the great sites to your right. I know they will be insightful and very enjoyable to say the least!
Take care all!
In the meantime, go check out the great sites to your right. I know they will be insightful and very enjoyable to say the least!
Take care all!
Monday, August 08, 2005
New Comics for August 10
It's already a new week, and that means it is time for a new comic list! This is what I am picking up this week.
100 Bullets #63
Samurai Heaven & Earth #4 (of 5)
Action Comics #830
Batman #643
Fables #40
Green Arrow #53
Hawkman #43
JLA #117
Majestic #8
Nightwing #111
Outsiders #27
Rann Thanagar War #4 (of 6)
Seven Soldiers Zatanna #3 (of 4)
Supergirl #1
Villains United #4 (of 6)
Noble Causes #12 (see right)
Captain America #8
Exiles #68
House of M #5 (of 8)
Incredible Hulk #85
Iron Man #4
Punisher #24
Shanna The She Devil #7 (of 7)
Ultimate Fantastic Four #22
Ultimates Annual #1
X-Men #174
Have a great week!
100 Bullets #63
Samurai Heaven & Earth #4 (of 5)
Action Comics #830
Batman #643
Fables #40
Green Arrow #53
Hawkman #43
JLA #117
Majestic #8
Nightwing #111
Outsiders #27
Rann Thanagar War #4 (of 6)
Seven Soldiers Zatanna #3 (of 4)
Supergirl #1
Villains United #4 (of 6)
Noble Causes #12 (see right)
Captain America #8
Exiles #68
House of M #5 (of 8)
Incredible Hulk #85
Iron Man #4
Punisher #24
Shanna The She Devil #7 (of 7)
Ultimate Fantastic Four #22
Ultimates Annual #1
X-Men #174
Have a great week!
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Y: The Last Man 36 Review
I just posted a review of Y: The Last Man #36 over at Kung Fu Rodeo/4 Color Review. Give it a look if you get a chance.
http://www.4colorreview.com
Have a great week!
http://www.4colorreview.com
Have a great week!
My First Wonder Woman Comic Book: Wonder Woman 214
I will never forget the first comic book I read that featured Wonder Woman. It was issue #214, and it was a 100 page issue. My Uncle Jack gave it to me, and within ten minutes I was hooked.
The lead story is from the "12 Trials" storyline in which Wonder Woman had to prove her worth to herself before rejoining the Justice League of America. This particular issue had Green Lantern Hal Jordan as the guest Leaguer, following Diana Prince around New York as she battled evil. I will never forget Diana in her hip UN gear, or Hal posing as a medieval page to watch Diana in a themed restaurant.
Further bringing me in, there were several back up tales from Wonder Woman's past. There was the Wonder Woman full of pathos, cheery Wonder Woman, and plain old emotional Di. I couldn't believe how much I cherished each page.
Once again, I read my copy so many times that I lost the cover and the first several pages. Five years ago I bought a much better copy on ebay for around $15 and it was worth every penny.
Isn't it amazing how a great comic book can take us back to the day we first read it? Man, I was so innocent and hopeful. Wonder Woman embodied what I could be if I worked hard and played my cards right. She still to this day inspires me, as she is never afraid to stand up for what she believes in.
I was eight years old, but it feels like yesterday.
The lead story is from the "12 Trials" storyline in which Wonder Woman had to prove her worth to herself before rejoining the Justice League of America. This particular issue had Green Lantern Hal Jordan as the guest Leaguer, following Diana Prince around New York as she battled evil. I will never forget Diana in her hip UN gear, or Hal posing as a medieval page to watch Diana in a themed restaurant.
Further bringing me in, there were several back up tales from Wonder Woman's past. There was the Wonder Woman full of pathos, cheery Wonder Woman, and plain old emotional Di. I couldn't believe how much I cherished each page.
Once again, I read my copy so many times that I lost the cover and the first several pages. Five years ago I bought a much better copy on ebay for around $15 and it was worth every penny.
Isn't it amazing how a great comic book can take us back to the day we first read it? Man, I was so innocent and hopeful. Wonder Woman embodied what I could be if I worked hard and played my cards right. She still to this day inspires me, as she is never afraid to stand up for what she believes in.
I was eight years old, but it feels like yesterday.
Questions of The Day
As I sit here going through my e-mail and doing all my house work, I think of questions that to me are never-ending. Here are some examples.
1. How did my grandmother and the women before her manage to cook full meals every time?
2. Why do I have to pack so many things into two days before I go back to work?
3. Why do I love reality television so much while my husband hates it?
4. How am I going to afford the comic book bill this week?
5. Why do I have such bad road rage?
6. How am I going to lose 10 pounds but continue to eat what I want?
7. Why can't it be Friday again?
These are just some of the questions that jumble through my head as I go throughout the day. Scary, huh?
Have a happy Sunday! See you all soon!
1. How did my grandmother and the women before her manage to cook full meals every time?
2. Why do I have to pack so many things into two days before I go back to work?
3. Why do I love reality television so much while my husband hates it?
4. How am I going to afford the comic book bill this week?
5. Why do I have such bad road rage?
6. How am I going to lose 10 pounds but continue to eat what I want?
7. Why can't it be Friday again?
These are just some of the questions that jumble through my head as I go throughout the day. Scary, huh?
Have a happy Sunday! See you all soon!
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Gym Etiquette: Appropriate Attire
Today I went to the gym to get a long, invigorating workout in. I took my iPod mini and my heart rate monitor and drove there early this afternoon. I got in and started doing a half hour on the elliptical, when much to my horror, an older gentlemen in way too-tight shorts got on the one to the right. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, so I stared straight ahead and tried to be in denial for the rest of the workout. The things I saw in the next two hours both made me sad, and horrified me. Based on this, I have some suggestions for appropriate attire at the gym.
1. No one looks good in shorts that give them a wedgie. This fellow next to me was approximately 65 years old, and his shorts were pulled up to his rib cage. This allowed full view of the family jewels and his butt cheeks. Ay carumba! Save it for the wife at home, okay? Wear a bigger size, and have them start at your belly button.
2. Spandex is a privilege, not a right. David Lee Roth said it best when he commented that it's a lot easier to buy the spandex then do the f'ing sit ups. Please do not wear spandex if you are over a body weight percentage of 25%. It isn't attractive, and it scares small children. I sympathize that it feels comfortable, but there are looser, nylon based shorts or full sweats that will do the same thing.
Note to guys in spandex: I can see your unit and your balls. Is that what you are hoping for? I hate to tell you, but I am not impressed, and more then a little sickened. Once again, looser would probably allow your privates to breathe easier and certainly looks more attractive.
3. Exercise bras are just that- bras. Unless you have a totally fit body, you need to wear a tank or shirt over your exercise bra. Your bra is designed to hold your chest in, and if not the right size, cuts in at the sides of your ribs and your back. This creates an illusion of more fat then you might have, and looks bad. Also, if you are pairing spandex and an exercise bra, you are pushing your middle to look bigger. Not a winning proposition.
4. Size matters. In your clothes, that is. Even if you are wearing more appropriate clothes, if they are too tight it looks unflattering. I know that gaining weight sucks, and that is why you are here with me, but go to Target or Wal-Mart and buy some bigger clothes. They are reasonably priced, and will feel better. I got a pair of shorts and a new exercise bra for under $20, and they looked fine. If your clothes are too tight, you will look fatter then you are!
5. Revealing Clothes do just that- Reveal. Even if you are super fit, and have a hot body, you are still getting sweaty like the rest of us. If you are wearing a tight tank and shorts, your sweat isn't soaked up and it goes all over. Bring a towel, or get one from the front desk to wipe your drips away. Even if you look great, if you douse us with sweat, we will run for cover.
6. Bikinis are for the beach or the pool. Don't wear a bikini top to work out in. It doesn't hold your boobs in, or flatter them for the most part. When you are bouncing around, it probably doesn't feel too good either. I hate to break it to you, if you are over a certain age or not fit, it really looks bad too.
7. Be age appropriate. As we get older, sometimes it is not as acceptable or flattering to wear certain outfits. I am 39, and I wear a tank or t-shirt over my exercise bra. I also wear loose fitting nylon shorts. I don't even consider wearing spandex. You shouldn't either. At a certain age, no matter how good a lady takes care of herself, she is going to get cellulite. It is a genetic nightmare we can't escape. Because of this, we may want to cover up more. Also, gentlemen of a certain age, please cover up more. As fellas get older, they get more hair in weird places, and it isn't super cool. Wear a tank or shirt that covers your torso, please. The gym has air conditioning for a reason.
On that note, all I ask is that you give some thought to what you wear before you go to a public place. Even if you are not planning to interact with anyone else, they can still see you. iPods can take away the noise, but not the vision. Get clothes that fit right, and are in the exercise section of the clothing store.
If you look better and feel better, it will enhance the gym experience for all of us. It will also keep me from having nightmares, which is much appreciated. I am still trying to brain erase the fella next to me's jewels from my already disturbed brain!
1. No one looks good in shorts that give them a wedgie. This fellow next to me was approximately 65 years old, and his shorts were pulled up to his rib cage. This allowed full view of the family jewels and his butt cheeks. Ay carumba! Save it for the wife at home, okay? Wear a bigger size, and have them start at your belly button.
2. Spandex is a privilege, not a right. David Lee Roth said it best when he commented that it's a lot easier to buy the spandex then do the f'ing sit ups. Please do not wear spandex if you are over a body weight percentage of 25%. It isn't attractive, and it scares small children. I sympathize that it feels comfortable, but there are looser, nylon based shorts or full sweats that will do the same thing.
Note to guys in spandex: I can see your unit and your balls. Is that what you are hoping for? I hate to tell you, but I am not impressed, and more then a little sickened. Once again, looser would probably allow your privates to breathe easier and certainly looks more attractive.
3. Exercise bras are just that- bras. Unless you have a totally fit body, you need to wear a tank or shirt over your exercise bra. Your bra is designed to hold your chest in, and if not the right size, cuts in at the sides of your ribs and your back. This creates an illusion of more fat then you might have, and looks bad. Also, if you are pairing spandex and an exercise bra, you are pushing your middle to look bigger. Not a winning proposition.
4. Size matters. In your clothes, that is. Even if you are wearing more appropriate clothes, if they are too tight it looks unflattering. I know that gaining weight sucks, and that is why you are here with me, but go to Target or Wal-Mart and buy some bigger clothes. They are reasonably priced, and will feel better. I got a pair of shorts and a new exercise bra for under $20, and they looked fine. If your clothes are too tight, you will look fatter then you are!
5. Revealing Clothes do just that- Reveal. Even if you are super fit, and have a hot body, you are still getting sweaty like the rest of us. If you are wearing a tight tank and shorts, your sweat isn't soaked up and it goes all over. Bring a towel, or get one from the front desk to wipe your drips away. Even if you look great, if you douse us with sweat, we will run for cover.
6. Bikinis are for the beach or the pool. Don't wear a bikini top to work out in. It doesn't hold your boobs in, or flatter them for the most part. When you are bouncing around, it probably doesn't feel too good either. I hate to break it to you, if you are over a certain age or not fit, it really looks bad too.
7. Be age appropriate. As we get older, sometimes it is not as acceptable or flattering to wear certain outfits. I am 39, and I wear a tank or t-shirt over my exercise bra. I also wear loose fitting nylon shorts. I don't even consider wearing spandex. You shouldn't either. At a certain age, no matter how good a lady takes care of herself, she is going to get cellulite. It is a genetic nightmare we can't escape. Because of this, we may want to cover up more. Also, gentlemen of a certain age, please cover up more. As fellas get older, they get more hair in weird places, and it isn't super cool. Wear a tank or shirt that covers your torso, please. The gym has air conditioning for a reason.
On that note, all I ask is that you give some thought to what you wear before you go to a public place. Even if you are not planning to interact with anyone else, they can still see you. iPods can take away the noise, but not the vision. Get clothes that fit right, and are in the exercise section of the clothing store.
If you look better and feel better, it will enhance the gym experience for all of us. It will also keep me from having nightmares, which is much appreciated. I am still trying to brain erase the fella next to me's jewels from my already disturbed brain!
Friday, August 05, 2005
Joe Madureira comes back to comics?
After very publicly leaving comics quite some time ago, Joe Madureira is coming back. According to a Wizard World Chicago report on Newsarama, Joe Mad has agreed to pencil a project with Jeph Loeb, who signed an exclusive agreement with Marvel.
This news just pisses me off. In my mind, Mad forsake the industry that gave him fame and success to go off and be in the video game business. Now he's back and I am supposed to be happy? Bull crap.
I ordered Battle Chasers from Jim Lee's Wildstorm Cliffhanger imprint back in the day, only to have Joe Mad half ass ship product when he had time between his meetings and video game endeavors. I think the longest wait for a new issue was over a year, and then the series ended without any resolution. That soured me in a big way. Between he and J. Scott Campbell, I feel the bridge has been burned.
I want to state for the record that I will NOT support any book Joe Mad works on. To me, that is the best way to get my message across. Burn me once, shame on you; do it a second time, shame on me.
This news just pisses me off. In my mind, Mad forsake the industry that gave him fame and success to go off and be in the video game business. Now he's back and I am supposed to be happy? Bull crap.
I ordered Battle Chasers from Jim Lee's Wildstorm Cliffhanger imprint back in the day, only to have Joe Mad half ass ship product when he had time between his meetings and video game endeavors. I think the longest wait for a new issue was over a year, and then the series ended without any resolution. That soured me in a big way. Between he and J. Scott Campbell, I feel the bridge has been burned.
I want to state for the record that I will NOT support any book Joe Mad works on. To me, that is the best way to get my message across. Burn me once, shame on you; do it a second time, shame on me.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Wonder Woman 219 gets a Second Printing
Like the rest of the "Sacrifice" story, Wonder Woman #219 is getting a reprint, complete with new cover.
Yikes.
The new cover by artist Ladronn is awful. After the beauty of the original cover by J.G. Jones, it just doesn't hold a candle.
I am going to go get an aspirin now.
Yikes.
The new cover by artist Ladronn is awful. After the beauty of the original cover by J.G. Jones, it just doesn't hold a candle.
I am going to go get an aspirin now.
Appreciating the Classics- Justice League of America 113
After posting my five favorite comic books, I received feedback that it was odd that there were no silver or bronze age books featured.
Let me assure you that this is not because of a lack of appreciation for older books; on the contrary, I have deep-seeded memories of the hours of enjoyment I spent perusing each page of each new issue I would get at the grocery store. I still look at those books, many of which I had to replace with less used copies in later years, with a certain fondness.
So why did I not select any of these as my top five? Simply put, I treasure them, but I don't go back and read them frequently. It is partially because I have the stories memorized from so many views, and partially because I have grown up with my comic books, and like to have an exposure to the newer stuff as well.
Pictured here is Justice League of America #113, the very first team book I ever owned. It featured three different tales, beginning with a JLA/JSA crossover that showed readers the fate of Sandy, Sandman's youthful sidekick. Beautifully illustrated by Dick Dillin, I still find the tale compelling. As we have seen in the current JSA title, this particular tale is referred back to in continuity in bringing back the Sand character.
There are also a couple of reprints, and that was my first exposure to the JSA as well. I read this comic book so many times that the cover and the first eight pages came off. My lovely mother, not realizing the poignancy and importance of the tale, threw them in the trash. Needless to say, this is one of the first books I replaced when I had the means.
To honor my favorite old books, I will focus on key titles from my past as time progresses. Let me assure you that these comics mean the world to me, and will always have a place in my memory.
Take care, and have a lovely day!
Let me assure you that this is not because of a lack of appreciation for older books; on the contrary, I have deep-seeded memories of the hours of enjoyment I spent perusing each page of each new issue I would get at the grocery store. I still look at those books, many of which I had to replace with less used copies in later years, with a certain fondness.
So why did I not select any of these as my top five? Simply put, I treasure them, but I don't go back and read them frequently. It is partially because I have the stories memorized from so many views, and partially because I have grown up with my comic books, and like to have an exposure to the newer stuff as well.
Pictured here is Justice League of America #113, the very first team book I ever owned. It featured three different tales, beginning with a JLA/JSA crossover that showed readers the fate of Sandy, Sandman's youthful sidekick. Beautifully illustrated by Dick Dillin, I still find the tale compelling. As we have seen in the current JSA title, this particular tale is referred back to in continuity in bringing back the Sand character.
There are also a couple of reprints, and that was my first exposure to the JSA as well. I read this comic book so many times that the cover and the first eight pages came off. My lovely mother, not realizing the poignancy and importance of the tale, threw them in the trash. Needless to say, this is one of the first books I replaced when I had the means.
To honor my favorite old books, I will focus on key titles from my past as time progresses. Let me assure you that these comics mean the world to me, and will always have a place in my memory.
Take care, and have a lovely day!
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Top 5 Favorite Comic Books- Deadpool #11
Never in my life have I laughed so hard while reading then when I first set my eyes on Deadpool #11. To this day, I can hardly turn each page without giggling, because it holds up so well.
Writer Joe Kelly is probably best known for his work on the Superman title, especially issue 775, but he has never shined brighter to me then when he was writer on Deadpool. His scripting is without peer here, as he layers a new script on the old school wording of Stan Lee, circa 1960's.
Deadpool #11 finds the lead character and Al back in the past. Forced to disguise themselves as Aunt May and Peter Parker, the hilarity ensues as they interact with the core group of Amazing Spider-Man characters from that period. Kelly took the tale from Amazing Spider-Man #47 and brings a new twist to it. A favorite moment for me is when Deadpool as Peter first lays eyes on Harry, and his reaction is as uncensored as it gets.
Another treat is the interaction between Blind Al disguised as Aunt May, and Mary Jane's Aunt Anna. When Mary Jane herself shows up, it gets even more hysterical.
Deadpool #11 is at times a bit mean spirited, but always side-splittingly funny. I give this book the highest recommendation. If you can find a copy in the back issue bins, grab it up and prepare for a great ride.
Writer Joe Kelly is probably best known for his work on the Superman title, especially issue 775, but he has never shined brighter to me then when he was writer on Deadpool. His scripting is without peer here, as he layers a new script on the old school wording of Stan Lee, circa 1960's.
Deadpool #11 finds the lead character and Al back in the past. Forced to disguise themselves as Aunt May and Peter Parker, the hilarity ensues as they interact with the core group of Amazing Spider-Man characters from that period. Kelly took the tale from Amazing Spider-Man #47 and brings a new twist to it. A favorite moment for me is when Deadpool as Peter first lays eyes on Harry, and his reaction is as uncensored as it gets.
Another treat is the interaction between Blind Al disguised as Aunt May, and Mary Jane's Aunt Anna. When Mary Jane herself shows up, it gets even more hysterical.
Deadpool #11 is at times a bit mean spirited, but always side-splittingly funny. I give this book the highest recommendation. If you can find a copy in the back issue bins, grab it up and prepare for a great ride.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Top 5 Favorite Comic Books- Antman's Big Christmas
I know that this may seem like an unlikely choice for a favorite, seeing as it is more obscure, and is also newer then my other picks, but this little gem by Bob Gale and Phil Winslade found it's way in my heart and hasn't left yet.
I actually bought the issue on a lark, because I have always appreciated The Wasp as a character. Seeing her looking old school with Hank Pym on the beautifully rendered cover sold me, but the contents captivated me.
Anyone who has relatives that are rude, crude, and obnoxious during the holiday season will see the joy in Antman's Big Christmas. It is Holiday season, and the Avengers are pouring through the thousands of letters they receive to find someone in need of help. When Captain America presents a letter from a young boy who is desperate for Antman and Wasp to save him from his relatives at Christmas by making an appearance themselves, hilarity ensues. From Hank's ineptness in making a phone call to Jan's jabs about their own families, there are so many laughs, I don't know where to start.
Antman's Big Christmas may be hard to find, but if you get your hands on it, grab it. It breathes life and depth into an age old problem- relatives who don't get a hint. You will laugh along with me, and be pleasantly surprised at the amount of heart and raw emotion that catch you by surprise before it's over.
I actually bought the issue on a lark, because I have always appreciated The Wasp as a character. Seeing her looking old school with Hank Pym on the beautifully rendered cover sold me, but the contents captivated me.
Anyone who has relatives that are rude, crude, and obnoxious during the holiday season will see the joy in Antman's Big Christmas. It is Holiday season, and the Avengers are pouring through the thousands of letters they receive to find someone in need of help. When Captain America presents a letter from a young boy who is desperate for Antman and Wasp to save him from his relatives at Christmas by making an appearance themselves, hilarity ensues. From Hank's ineptness in making a phone call to Jan's jabs about their own families, there are so many laughs, I don't know where to start.
Antman's Big Christmas may be hard to find, but if you get your hands on it, grab it. It breathes life and depth into an age old problem- relatives who don't get a hint. You will laugh along with me, and be pleasantly surprised at the amount of heart and raw emotion that catch you by surprise before it's over.
Monday, August 01, 2005
New Comics for August 3
It's another crazy week, and another long list of comics to pick up. I am debating whether having five Wednesdays this month makes it better or just makes me spend more!
Without further ado, here is the weekly stash.
Aquaman #33- deciding issue
DC Special The Return of Donna Troy #3 (of4)
Detective Comics #809
Gotham Central #34 (see awesome cover at right)
JSA #76
Justice #1 (of 12)
Superman #220
Swamp Thing #18
Top Ten The Forty Niners HC - $24.99 ouch!
Y: The Last Man #36
Darkness #22
PVP #0
Fantastic Four House of M #2 (of 3)
New Avengers #8
Ultimate Iron Man #3 (of 5)
Ultimate Spider-Man #81
Uncanny X-Men #463
That's it for right now. Have a wonderful week!
Without further ado, here is the weekly stash.
Aquaman #33- deciding issue
DC Special The Return of Donna Troy #3 (of4)
Detective Comics #809
Gotham Central #34 (see awesome cover at right)
JSA #76
Justice #1 (of 12)
Superman #220
Swamp Thing #18
Top Ten The Forty Niners HC - $24.99 ouch!
Y: The Last Man #36
Darkness #22
PVP #0
Fantastic Four House of M #2 (of 3)
New Avengers #8
Ultimate Iron Man #3 (of 5)
Ultimate Spider-Man #81
Uncanny X-Men #463
That's it for right now. Have a wonderful week!
Top 5 Favorite Comic Books- Justice League Europe 22
Justice League Europe #22 is a great characterization issue, and a damn funny one. Kara (Power Girl) has adopted the meanest, surliest cat around. She lovest her cat, and when he is kidnapped by two thieves, all hell breaks loose. From trying to get Batman on the case, to hysterical laughter from her teammates, this issue serves to advance plots and just generally entertain.
One of the things I like most about this issue is that it adds a dimension to Power Girl's persona. It also gives an opportunity to explore the interaction between the team. As Captain Atom reaches for yet another antacid, I giggle with glee and anticipation.
Justice League Europe is a great read from start to finish. It is available in back issue bins at a very reasonable price. Go grab one today- it's a treat on many levels.
One of the things I like most about this issue is that it adds a dimension to Power Girl's persona. It also gives an opportunity to explore the interaction between the team. As Captain Atom reaches for yet another antacid, I giggle with glee and anticipation.
Justice League Europe is a great read from start to finish. It is available in back issue bins at a very reasonable price. Go grab one today- it's a treat on many levels.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Devil's Rejects Is A Sensation!
Last night, we went to see "The Devil's Rejects" the latest horror movie by Rob Zombie. I begrudgingly tagged along since I wasn't a big fan of his first film "House of 1,000 Corpses", but am so glad I did now.
Filled with "Is It Really ?_____?" moments, Rejects is a perfect example of how to make the ultimate 1970's horror film today. Sid Haig, master of the "B" movie plays a lead, and milks it for all it's worth. Another stand-out is Shari Moon-Zombie, as Baby. Her maniacal, wicked laugh set the tone for creepiness. Pricilla Barnes of Three's Company fame took a daring turn in her role as a terrorized captive, and came out smelling like a rose. I also swear I saw Ginger Lynn on top of Haig's character giving him the biggest nightmare and fantasy of his career.
My friends and I loved the film, and could hardly believe how well it played to us. We also noticed that the younger crowd hated every minute. Next to us, two rude wenches in their early 20's bitched and moaned the entire time, saying how horrible the movie was. Also, behind me a group of drama queens and their boyfriends kept squealing with horror. They didn't understand that this was Sid "Freaking" Haig. There wasn't the perception of a new golden age in horror. They were here for "Scream 4" and they didn't get it.
If you loved old school horror films and are in the mood for something a little different, give "The Devil's Rejects" a try. If you don't know who the characters are, don't even bother, because you will not get it.
Filled with "Is It Really ?_____?" moments, Rejects is a perfect example of how to make the ultimate 1970's horror film today. Sid Haig, master of the "B" movie plays a lead, and milks it for all it's worth. Another stand-out is Shari Moon-Zombie, as Baby. Her maniacal, wicked laugh set the tone for creepiness. Pricilla Barnes of Three's Company fame took a daring turn in her role as a terrorized captive, and came out smelling like a rose. I also swear I saw Ginger Lynn on top of Haig's character giving him the biggest nightmare and fantasy of his career.
My friends and I loved the film, and could hardly believe how well it played to us. We also noticed that the younger crowd hated every minute. Next to us, two rude wenches in their early 20's bitched and moaned the entire time, saying how horrible the movie was. Also, behind me a group of drama queens and their boyfriends kept squealing with horror. They didn't understand that this was Sid "Freaking" Haig. There wasn't the perception of a new golden age in horror. They were here for "Scream 4" and they didn't get it.
If you loved old school horror films and are in the mood for something a little different, give "The Devil's Rejects" a try. If you don't know who the characters are, don't even bother, because you will not get it.
Top 5 Favorite Comic Books- Incredible Hulk 417
When I first met my husband, he bought me Incredible Hulk #417 and told me I had to read it. My first thought was "Isn't Hulk a dude's comic?" and my second was "Why not?", so I gave it a try. Believe it or not, based on the strength of this one issue, I went and collected the entirety of Peter David's run on the book. I also learned that The Incredible Hulk comic is for everybody, especially the fragile and different. This title is definitely my cup of tea.
At any rate, Incredible Hulk showcases the pre-wedding activity and bachelor party of Rick Jones, former sidekick to Captain America and lifelong friend to the Hulk. From Rick meeting his fiance Marlo's mother to the dagger looks thrown between War Machine and Iron Man, every panel of this issue is a sensation. I fell in love with Betty Ross, Bruce Banner's estranged wife, and felt sympathy towards Marlo, the bride-to-be. I also could hardly stop laughing long enough to say "Holy Crap" as I read the issue.
Incredible Hulk #417 is definitely the calm between storms in a title long associated with angst and destruction. It is a soothing balm that sets up expert characterization and flawless humor for issues to come. The art by Gary Frank and Cam Smith is a bonus to an already great book. Frank was a great partner to David and I wish they would work together again.
This is a must-have issue. If you have never read the title, or had given up for whatever reason, this comic book appeals to all readers. I loved every page, and still read it frequently to this day.
I have seen the issue for between $3.00 and $4.00 in most back bin issues. It is a small price to pay to have a piece of comic book mastery.
At any rate, Incredible Hulk showcases the pre-wedding activity and bachelor party of Rick Jones, former sidekick to Captain America and lifelong friend to the Hulk. From Rick meeting his fiance Marlo's mother to the dagger looks thrown between War Machine and Iron Man, every panel of this issue is a sensation. I fell in love with Betty Ross, Bruce Banner's estranged wife, and felt sympathy towards Marlo, the bride-to-be. I also could hardly stop laughing long enough to say "Holy Crap" as I read the issue.
Incredible Hulk #417 is definitely the calm between storms in a title long associated with angst and destruction. It is a soothing balm that sets up expert characterization and flawless humor for issues to come. The art by Gary Frank and Cam Smith is a bonus to an already great book. Frank was a great partner to David and I wish they would work together again.
This is a must-have issue. If you have never read the title, or had given up for whatever reason, this comic book appeals to all readers. I loved every page, and still read it frequently to this day.
I have seen the issue for between $3.00 and $4.00 in most back bin issues. It is a small price to pay to have a piece of comic book mastery.
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Top 5 Favorite Comic Books - New Teen Titans #38
There have been many comic books in my life that have made me laugh, cry, and feel every emotion in between. These are the comic books that never get put away because I know that I will refer back to them again and again. In no particular order, I want to present to you my top five comic books- the ones I can't stand to put away.
The first one is The New Teen Titans #38, which features the definitive origin of Donna Troy as told pre-Crisis by Marv Wolfman and George Perez. The art and storytelling are perfection, and every moment is filled with deep meaning.
Donna Troy has accepted Terry Long's proposal of marriage, but is hesitant to step into the union without knowing about her past. Enter Dick Grayson (Robin, Nightwing), one of Donna's best friends and detective extraordinaire. Using clues from Donna's memories, Dick follows each clue with diligence and the utmost care. What he finds and gives to Donna in the end is stunningly emotional to both the reader and the characters involved.
To this day, I still can't read this issue without tears of joy welling up in my eyes. That is the power of top notch story telling, my friends.
If you ask Donna Troy fans why they love the character, this is an example they are likely to give. Donna is no second-rate Wonder Woman in many of our eyes. She is a strong female character, who tries each day to be the best person she can be. Her convictions and frailities are what make her so compelling.
New Teen Titans #38 is a prime example of what happens when a creative team makes history. Wolfman and Perez have left their stamp on the comic book industry many times over, but this issue is a standout.
This story has been collected in "The New Teen Titans: Who Is Donna Troy?" trade paperback as well as being available in back issue bins. If you have the chance, pick it up and give it a read.
With the resurgence of Donna Troy in the DCU, and the emerging Crisis, her back story has never been in more demand, but to me she has always been an important character.
The first one is The New Teen Titans #38, which features the definitive origin of Donna Troy as told pre-Crisis by Marv Wolfman and George Perez. The art and storytelling are perfection, and every moment is filled with deep meaning.
Donna Troy has accepted Terry Long's proposal of marriage, but is hesitant to step into the union without knowing about her past. Enter Dick Grayson (Robin, Nightwing), one of Donna's best friends and detective extraordinaire. Using clues from Donna's memories, Dick follows each clue with diligence and the utmost care. What he finds and gives to Donna in the end is stunningly emotional to both the reader and the characters involved.
To this day, I still can't read this issue without tears of joy welling up in my eyes. That is the power of top notch story telling, my friends.
If you ask Donna Troy fans why they love the character, this is an example they are likely to give. Donna is no second-rate Wonder Woman in many of our eyes. She is a strong female character, who tries each day to be the best person she can be. Her convictions and frailities are what make her so compelling.
New Teen Titans #38 is a prime example of what happens when a creative team makes history. Wolfman and Perez have left their stamp on the comic book industry many times over, but this issue is a standout.
This story has been collected in "The New Teen Titans: Who Is Donna Troy?" trade paperback as well as being available in back issue bins. If you have the chance, pick it up and give it a read.
With the resurgence of Donna Troy in the DCU, and the emerging Crisis, her back story has never been in more demand, but to me she has always been an important character.
Friday, July 29, 2005
Random Musings
I have read Wonder Woman #219 twice. I don't care what general consensus is; I don't care that there were five pencilers; I don't even care that it's way past my bed time- WW #219 kicked my ass and rocked my world. I can hardly wait to see what comes next. My favorite female character has gone from touchy-feely to Lita Ford in 2.5 seconds. Too cool to miss. Too bad Superman and Batman don't share my feelings. Bwah-hah-hah!
I went and rocked the treadmill tonight. After two straight weeks of Harry Potter madness and too many lukewarm workouts to count, it all clicked. I climbed the grade, starting at 5 and hitting 15, then back down. Damn, it felt good. I wish I could win the lottery so I could get that kind of adrenaline rush every day on my own terms. To top it off, the gym was near empty so I had my pick of weight machines. Nirvana!
Jim and I got home tonight and did the whole veg thing. He also did a great piece on Wizard and it's place in the industry. Go take a look at www.thecomicasylum.blogspot.com to see what I mean.
To cap off the day, I went to iTunes and downloaded some new stuff. I have eclectic tastes that run from Metal to Rap and back to Pop and Soul, so my iPod is a contradiction. Tonight "Helena" by My Chemical Romance, "Get It Poppin" by Fat Joe, "Cool" by Gwen Stefani, and "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar were what felt right.
Also, I have been watching RockStar INXS, so I listened to some of their songs. It reminded me of being in college and blasting Shabooh Shabaah at top volume to annoy my neighbors. It seems like yesterday, even though I know it was, like 20 years ago!
The other thing I was remembering was being the first in my dorm to buy and listen to Guns'N'Roses "Appetite for Destruction" and buying two posters from an ad in Metal Edge before anyone else could plaster them on their walls. Oh memories! The only thing missing is a half rack of Coors Light and shots of Southern Comfort followed by puking and heavy gossip, finished off with some kind of mayhem that we could commiserate about at McDonalds the next day! To think that a Big Mac, large fries, and a 32oz coke were the ultimate hangover cure then. If I ate that today, I would weigh 300 pounds!
Now that we have the trip down memory lane out of the way, it is back to comic reading and bed. I am up past my bed time to be sure.
Tomorrow is sleep in day and another workout. I have to keep my focus on the Stay In Shape contest instead of the pop tarts I keep fantasizing about. If the day goes as planned, Jim and I will go see "The Devil's Rejects" at the Downtown Plaza, or the ghetto theatre, as we like to call it.
Have a wonderful weekend! Take care!
I went and rocked the treadmill tonight. After two straight weeks of Harry Potter madness and too many lukewarm workouts to count, it all clicked. I climbed the grade, starting at 5 and hitting 15, then back down. Damn, it felt good. I wish I could win the lottery so I could get that kind of adrenaline rush every day on my own terms. To top it off, the gym was near empty so I had my pick of weight machines. Nirvana!
Jim and I got home tonight and did the whole veg thing. He also did a great piece on Wizard and it's place in the industry. Go take a look at www.thecomicasylum.blogspot.com to see what I mean.
To cap off the day, I went to iTunes and downloaded some new stuff. I have eclectic tastes that run from Metal to Rap and back to Pop and Soul, so my iPod is a contradiction. Tonight "Helena" by My Chemical Romance, "Get It Poppin" by Fat Joe, "Cool" by Gwen Stefani, and "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar were what felt right.
Also, I have been watching RockStar INXS, so I listened to some of their songs. It reminded me of being in college and blasting Shabooh Shabaah at top volume to annoy my neighbors. It seems like yesterday, even though I know it was, like 20 years ago!
The other thing I was remembering was being the first in my dorm to buy and listen to Guns'N'Roses "Appetite for Destruction" and buying two posters from an ad in Metal Edge before anyone else could plaster them on their walls. Oh memories! The only thing missing is a half rack of Coors Light and shots of Southern Comfort followed by puking and heavy gossip, finished off with some kind of mayhem that we could commiserate about at McDonalds the next day! To think that a Big Mac, large fries, and a 32oz coke were the ultimate hangover cure then. If I ate that today, I would weigh 300 pounds!
Now that we have the trip down memory lane out of the way, it is back to comic reading and bed. I am up past my bed time to be sure.
Tomorrow is sleep in day and another workout. I have to keep my focus on the Stay In Shape contest instead of the pop tarts I keep fantasizing about. If the day goes as planned, Jim and I will go see "The Devil's Rejects" at the Downtown Plaza, or the ghetto theatre, as we like to call it.
Have a wonderful weekend! Take care!
Thursday, July 28, 2005
JSA Classified #1 Gets a Second Printing
Adam Hughes and big boobs have conquered the comic book world! JSA Classified #1 is going to a second printing with a pencil variation of Adam Hughes' original color cover.
It comes as no surprise to me, as the book was written by fan favorite Geoff Johns and penciled by the very able Amanda Conner. Throwing in a 50/50 Hughes variant was an inspired choice as well.
For the full story, go to Newsarama.com.
It comes as no surprise to me, as the book was written by fan favorite Geoff Johns and penciled by the very able Amanda Conner. Throwing in a 50/50 Hughes variant was an inspired choice as well.
For the full story, go to Newsarama.com.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Not Fitting in With My Peers- Comic Fandom Snobbery
Every time I go to my local comic book store or to a comic book gathering, I find myself cringing.
Why, you may ask?
It is because I don't like some of my fellow fans.
Not cool, I know. I can't help it.
Let me explain with examples why I get this way.
I usually go into the comic store on Wednesdays full of energy and excitement. As I am thumbing through the new issues, inevitably one of my fellow fans will pipe up with "Man, this sucks because the _______(insert art, creator, price, experience) is crap (something to that effect)". Now, it isn't so much that something isn't to their taste that gets me irritated, it is the fact that they are trying to influence other buyers with their very important opinion, and if you ignore them and buy the issue they commented on, you are instantly judged as inferior.
Screw that noise. I want to buy certain comics because I like them. Thanks for the opinion, but I am a big girl who can make up my own mind. I don't judge your taste, so don't judge mine!
I also don't like flippant comments that are made if my husband and I spend $50 for that week's books. I really hate the "Wow, you must be rich" comment. The fact is that I choose to spend my money on comic books rather then other toys or vices like alcohol or cigarettes. Sue me!
Further irritating is the stereotypical, but very real customer with bad odors emanating from them. Please brush your teeth and shower before you go out in public. All you are doing is perpetuating the hype, and I don't want to have to hold my breath while I am browsing the aisles.
I hate being talked down to because the fellow fan thinks they are the ultimate expert on certain characters or books. The fact is that I don't always care about specifics. I read comics for the enjoyment, not because I want to be the most knowledgeable. There is a difference between knowing fun facts and fighting for supremacy.
I have a job, so I can't stay and chat. I come pick up my comics during my lunch hour and have to go back to work. Don't give me crap or comment about me being bitchy or "PMS" because I am in a hurry. That just makes me dislike you, and it makes my husband want to kill you. I don't need the aggravation and my hubby doesn't need a jail sentence.
At any rate, I mostly hate how smart most fans think they are and how much they think their opinion matters. The best example I can give is message boards on the internet, and I won't go there!
I try to be patient and nice, and I really like quite a few of the fellow fans I interact with, but there is a select group that makes me feel uncomfortable or upset. I don't mind talking to anyone, but I refuse to be talked down to, or chastised for my taste. Let me like Birds of Prey even if you think it has sucked since Dixon left. Also, don't grab Uncanny X-Men out of my hands and laugh at me, while saying the X-Men have sucked for the last 20 years. Good for you for thinking so, but leave me the Hell alone. I like the frigging X-Men, okay?
Do any of the rest of you encounter this? How do you deal with it? I love comic books and will probably always find a way to collect. My husband works for the local store, and loves comics as well, so we are regulars. I just really dislike the opinionated, non-hygenic snob. How do I get around this group?
I am up for suggestions. I don't like being a hater. It isn't my personality, and it frustrates me.
Fellow fans, help me to deal!
Why, you may ask?
It is because I don't like some of my fellow fans.
Not cool, I know. I can't help it.
Let me explain with examples why I get this way.
I usually go into the comic store on Wednesdays full of energy and excitement. As I am thumbing through the new issues, inevitably one of my fellow fans will pipe up with "Man, this sucks because the _______(insert art, creator, price, experience) is crap (something to that effect)". Now, it isn't so much that something isn't to their taste that gets me irritated, it is the fact that they are trying to influence other buyers with their very important opinion, and if you ignore them and buy the issue they commented on, you are instantly judged as inferior.
Screw that noise. I want to buy certain comics because I like them. Thanks for the opinion, but I am a big girl who can make up my own mind. I don't judge your taste, so don't judge mine!
I also don't like flippant comments that are made if my husband and I spend $50 for that week's books. I really hate the "Wow, you must be rich" comment. The fact is that I choose to spend my money on comic books rather then other toys or vices like alcohol or cigarettes. Sue me!
Further irritating is the stereotypical, but very real customer with bad odors emanating from them. Please brush your teeth and shower before you go out in public. All you are doing is perpetuating the hype, and I don't want to have to hold my breath while I am browsing the aisles.
I hate being talked down to because the fellow fan thinks they are the ultimate expert on certain characters or books. The fact is that I don't always care about specifics. I read comics for the enjoyment, not because I want to be the most knowledgeable. There is a difference between knowing fun facts and fighting for supremacy.
I have a job, so I can't stay and chat. I come pick up my comics during my lunch hour and have to go back to work. Don't give me crap or comment about me being bitchy or "PMS" because I am in a hurry. That just makes me dislike you, and it makes my husband want to kill you. I don't need the aggravation and my hubby doesn't need a jail sentence.
At any rate, I mostly hate how smart most fans think they are and how much they think their opinion matters. The best example I can give is message boards on the internet, and I won't go there!
I try to be patient and nice, and I really like quite a few of the fellow fans I interact with, but there is a select group that makes me feel uncomfortable or upset. I don't mind talking to anyone, but I refuse to be talked down to, or chastised for my taste. Let me like Birds of Prey even if you think it has sucked since Dixon left. Also, don't grab Uncanny X-Men out of my hands and laugh at me, while saying the X-Men have sucked for the last 20 years. Good for you for thinking so, but leave me the Hell alone. I like the frigging X-Men, okay?
Do any of the rest of you encounter this? How do you deal with it? I love comic books and will probably always find a way to collect. My husband works for the local store, and loves comics as well, so we are regulars. I just really dislike the opinionated, non-hygenic snob. How do I get around this group?
I am up for suggestions. I don't like being a hater. It isn't my personality, and it frustrates me.
Fellow fans, help me to deal!
Monday, July 25, 2005
New Comics for July 27
It's another brutal week in new comics, dollar-wise. I can really feel the price increases that have kicked in when I write my weekly check. I am hoping that the price stabilizes for awhile or it will definitely put too much strain on my pocketbook!
Without further ado, here is my list of pulls.
Astro City: The Dark Age #2 (of 16)
Batman Dark Detective #6 (of 6)
catwoman #45
Flash #224
Hellblazer #210
JLA Classified #10 - new story arc with art by Butch Guice!!
Legion of Super Heroes #8
OMAC Project #4 (of 6)
Otherworld #5 (of 7)
Outsiders #26
Superman Batman #21
Wonder Woman #219
Amazing Spider-Man #522
Black Panther #6
Fantastic Four #529
Hercules #5 (of 5)
Hulk Destruction #1 (of 4)
New X-Men #16
New X-Men Hellions #3 (of 4)
Pulse #10 (see picture of cover to right)
Pulse House of M Special #1
Spellbinders #5 (of 6)
X-Men #17
Wizard #167
Hero Squared #1 (of 3)
Lions, Tigers, and Bears TP (for our nephews)
Queen & Country Declassified #2 (of 3)
Tarot WOTBR #33
Whew! I am behind reading as is, so I am going to have to get on it!
Take care!
Without further ado, here is my list of pulls.
Astro City: The Dark Age #2 (of 16)
Batman Dark Detective #6 (of 6)
catwoman #45
Flash #224
Hellblazer #210
JLA Classified #10 - new story arc with art by Butch Guice!!
Legion of Super Heroes #8
OMAC Project #4 (of 6)
Otherworld #5 (of 7)
Outsiders #26
Superman Batman #21
Wonder Woman #219
Amazing Spider-Man #522
Black Panther #6
Fantastic Four #529
Hercules #5 (of 5)
Hulk Destruction #1 (of 4)
New X-Men #16
New X-Men Hellions #3 (of 4)
Pulse #10 (see picture of cover to right)
Pulse House of M Special #1
Spellbinders #5 (of 6)
X-Men #17
Wizard #167
Hero Squared #1 (of 3)
Lions, Tigers, and Bears TP (for our nephews)
Queen & Country Declassified #2 (of 3)
Tarot WOTBR #33
Whew! I am behind reading as is, so I am going to have to get on it!
Take care!
One Year Under My Belt
I can hardly believe that today is the one year anniversary of my blog. It has flown by so quickly! I haven't succeeded in the way I would have liked, but I have enjoyed the freedom of having my own space. There are so many things I still want to do, and hope to implement. I want to focus on the present and future while keeping a reverence for the past and what has been achieved. Whether it be remembering an old comic book that made me smile, or ranting about creators that are sub-par, I want to bring it here.
Hopefully I can add some new items of interest and make a more regular schedule. That is my goal.
Thank you for stopping by and seeing what I am up to. I enjoy the fellowship, and appreciate you!
Here's to another year!
Hopefully I can add some new items of interest and make a more regular schedule. That is my goal.
Thank you for stopping by and seeing what I am up to. I enjoy the fellowship, and appreciate you!
Here's to another year!
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Still Reeling...
Hey there! I am still reeling from my birthday, as Jim and I decided to make a weekend out of it. It definitely got better Friday night, and we kept going in an attempt to blot out Friday.
Friday night we went to Outback and I had a big ole' steak, which helped calm me down. Then we watched some television before calling it a night.
Saturday we slept in and proceeded to finish with house cleaning and grocery shopping. Because Jim pitched in a lot, it went relatively quickly. Thank you Honey!
Saturday night I had a joint birthday party with our friend Ben. I made two big trays of homemade nachos and we supplemented with KFC. No one starved, and we ended up having a wonderful time. We played "SCENEIT?", a game that plays clips of movies. It is our new favorite game as a group, and we hope to play it again soon! I had a few wine coolers and called it a night!
Today we ate another couple of trays of nachos to help get through the left overs. Our friend Brant came over and we went and saw "Wedding Crashers". OHMIGOD! That movie is so funny! It wasn't going to cure cancer, or make us smarter, but it sure made us laugh hard for two hours.
We went to Red Robin for dinner, and I had a wonderful chicken Caesar salad to make up for my bad eating habits on Saturday. Then we went to Borders and wandered aimlessly. I decided to buy "The New Teen Titans: Who Is Donna Troy?" even though I have all the original issues because I liked the presentation so much. We also went to Target and picked up Season 5 of South Park on DVD which made both of us very happy.
Now it's back here to relax and read some more Harry Potter. I am rereading the newest book again, and then it is back to comic book reading for me! I have just glanced at the last two week's piles, so I hope to get caught up and get some reviewing done again.
Take care, and have a wonderful week! Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my blog, so it will take an act of God to keep me away!
Friday night we went to Outback and I had a big ole' steak, which helped calm me down. Then we watched some television before calling it a night.
Saturday we slept in and proceeded to finish with house cleaning and grocery shopping. Because Jim pitched in a lot, it went relatively quickly. Thank you Honey!
Saturday night I had a joint birthday party with our friend Ben. I made two big trays of homemade nachos and we supplemented with KFC. No one starved, and we ended up having a wonderful time. We played "SCENEIT?", a game that plays clips of movies. It is our new favorite game as a group, and we hope to play it again soon! I had a few wine coolers and called it a night!
Today we ate another couple of trays of nachos to help get through the left overs. Our friend Brant came over and we went and saw "Wedding Crashers". OHMIGOD! That movie is so funny! It wasn't going to cure cancer, or make us smarter, but it sure made us laugh hard for two hours.
We went to Red Robin for dinner, and I had a wonderful chicken Caesar salad to make up for my bad eating habits on Saturday. Then we went to Borders and wandered aimlessly. I decided to buy "The New Teen Titans: Who Is Donna Troy?" even though I have all the original issues because I liked the presentation so much. We also went to Target and picked up Season 5 of South Park on DVD which made both of us very happy.
Now it's back here to relax and read some more Harry Potter. I am rereading the newest book again, and then it is back to comic book reading for me! I have just glanced at the last two week's piles, so I hope to get caught up and get some reviewing done again.
Take care, and have a wonderful week! Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my blog, so it will take an act of God to keep me away!
Friday, July 22, 2005
Birthday Jinx??!!
Today is my 39th birthday, and it has been a comedy of errors since minute one. Much to my chagrin, thinking the 40th one next year would be a rough one, I think my biological clock messed up and signaled it a year too soon. Examples...
This morning I went to go get my driver's license renewed. I took the WORST picture ever. I am cringing just looking at it.
I went and worked out for an hour afterwards to try and take my mind off said picture. Afterwards, I went and weighed myself. The scale said I had gained 4 pounds, even though I have been on a hardcore diet for the last week and a half. Hmmmm...
I came home to take Jim to work, and was almost late for my haircut appointment.
My hair stylist, who after 15 years, has become a friend to me, lectured me and questioned my life in general. "So you're not going to have kids" and "when is ______ going to get their license" and "why, why, why" were the drill of the day. She pretty much told me my hair and style were bad too.
I made the mistake of renting Million Dollar Baby. If I was depressed before, you can imagine that afterwards, things were much bleaker!!
Then I decided to go on a house cleaning bender to clear my head. I guess I can see why my hair stylist was questioning the state of my head. Weird, huh?
It is only 5:30 p.m. and I am dreading the rest of the day!! Cross your fingers for me and say a prayer that the cloud floating over me disappears!
Take care and have a wonderful weekend!
This morning I went to go get my driver's license renewed. I took the WORST picture ever. I am cringing just looking at it.
I went and worked out for an hour afterwards to try and take my mind off said picture. Afterwards, I went and weighed myself. The scale said I had gained 4 pounds, even though I have been on a hardcore diet for the last week and a half. Hmmmm...
I came home to take Jim to work, and was almost late for my haircut appointment.
My hair stylist, who after 15 years, has become a friend to me, lectured me and questioned my life in general. "So you're not going to have kids" and "when is ______ going to get their license" and "why, why, why" were the drill of the day. She pretty much told me my hair and style were bad too.
I made the mistake of renting Million Dollar Baby. If I was depressed before, you can imagine that afterwards, things were much bleaker!!
Then I decided to go on a house cleaning bender to clear my head. I guess I can see why my hair stylist was questioning the state of my head. Weird, huh?
It is only 5:30 p.m. and I am dreading the rest of the day!! Cross your fingers for me and say a prayer that the cloud floating over me disappears!
Take care and have a wonderful weekend!
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Legendary Artist Jim Aparo passes away
Today I found out from Newsarama that legendary Batman artist Jim Aparo passed away. I am greatly saddened by this news, and wish nothing but my deepest sympathy to his loved ones and friends.
His work has always touched me, with it's depth and imagination. To me, he has always seemed timeless and I always found it a treat to buy a book with his art in it. I grew up with Mr. Aparo's work, and to find out he has died, is like a blow to the gut. I never met him, but I always admired him.
For details go to: www.newsarama.com
Godspeed, Mr. Aparo. Your and family are in my thoughts and prayers.
Monday, July 18, 2005
New Comics for July 20
I definitely have to make a lot of cutbacks soon. This week is another incredibly full one.
Here we go!
Conan #18
Adventures of Superman #642
Authority Revolution #10 (of 12)
Batgirl #66
Birds of Prey #84
Day of Vengeance #4 (of 6)
JSA Classified #1 (see Adam Hughes cover at left)
Manhunter #12
Teen Titans #26 - regretfully :-(
Girls #3
Wildguard Fools Gold #2 (of 2)
Witchblade #87
Astonishing X-Men #11
Cable Deadpool #17
Daredevil #75
Defenders #1 (of 5)
Exiles #67
GLA #4 (of 4)
Incredible Hulk #84
Marvel Knights 4 #20
Marvel Knights Spider-Man #16
Spider-Man House of M #2 (of 5)
Ultimate Spider-Man #80
Ultimates 2 #7
Wolverine #30
Red Sonja #1
Soulfire Dying of the Light #0
Whew! I better get the Harry Potter series read quick! I am starting book 4 tonight.
Take care all!
Here we go!
Conan #18
Adventures of Superman #642
Authority Revolution #10 (of 12)
Batgirl #66
Birds of Prey #84
Day of Vengeance #4 (of 6)
JSA Classified #1 (see Adam Hughes cover at left)
Manhunter #12
Teen Titans #26 - regretfully :-(
Girls #3
Wildguard Fools Gold #2 (of 2)
Witchblade #87
Astonishing X-Men #11
Cable Deadpool #17
Daredevil #75
Defenders #1 (of 5)
Exiles #67
GLA #4 (of 4)
Incredible Hulk #84
Marvel Knights 4 #20
Marvel Knights Spider-Man #16
Spider-Man House of M #2 (of 5)
Ultimate Spider-Man #80
Ultimates 2 #7
Wolverine #30
Red Sonja #1
Soulfire Dying of the Light #0
Whew! I better get the Harry Potter series read quick! I am starting book 4 tonight.
Take care all!
Quote Of The Day
Found over at Heidi MacDonald's "The Beat"
http://www.comicon.com/thebeat/
"It's not real until someone blogs it. "
Incredible.
http://www.comicon.com/thebeat/
"It's not real until someone blogs it. "
Incredible.
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Random Musings on Sunday
Happy news- my hubby and I woke up to find that our lawn watering was back on! The city turns off our water for watering the lawn three days a week, which is the pits. We have the biggest lawn in the block, and when we can't water it all seven days, it starts to die. It is always a relief when the water comes back on, so that made me very happy.
Other happy news- I finished reading the newest Harry Potter book. I absolutely loved it! It really brought a focus to the previous five books, with several huge reveals and major character life changes. I am so pleased to see that the set up for the seventh and final book really makes for anticipation and curiosity, rather then a let down. I was so psyched by what I read that I went and got out the whole collection, and reread the first and second books. It really brought some things into focus that I didn't realize the first time around.
Sad news- It is unnaturally warm here, so we are sweltering. Jim and I have one small window air conditioner and rely on fans and a swamp cooler to do the rest. Jim doesn't mind, but I just hate it.
Since I got caught up in Harry Potter fever, I haven't really read many of my comics. Hopefully I can get through the rest of the books by week's end, so I can get back into the swing of things.
Take care!
Other happy news- I finished reading the newest Harry Potter book. I absolutely loved it! It really brought a focus to the previous five books, with several huge reveals and major character life changes. I am so pleased to see that the set up for the seventh and final book really makes for anticipation and curiosity, rather then a let down. I was so psyched by what I read that I went and got out the whole collection, and reread the first and second books. It really brought some things into focus that I didn't realize the first time around.
Sad news- It is unnaturally warm here, so we are sweltering. Jim and I have one small window air conditioner and rely on fans and a swamp cooler to do the rest. Jim doesn't mind, but I just hate it.
Since I got caught up in Harry Potter fever, I haven't really read many of my comics. Hopefully I can get through the rest of the books by week's end, so I can get back into the swing of things.
Take care!
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Harry Potter Day!
I woke up this morning to the greatest surprise- my Harry Potter book had arrived on UPS. I have been reading it since I woke up with about an hour's break to run errands with Jim. It is absolutely incredible, and I am reluctantly taking a break at chapter 24 to make dinner and check news reports from the San Diego Con.
I am not going to post any spoilers here, as I want everyone to enjoy the book on their own terms. I am already extremely upset that over at Linsner.com some poster put up a spoiler that almost threatened to ruin my enjoyment.
Take care all and have a wonderful Saturday!
I am not going to post any spoilers here, as I want everyone to enjoy the book on their own terms. I am already extremely upset that over at Linsner.com some poster put up a spoiler that almost threatened to ruin my enjoyment.
Take care all and have a wonderful Saturday!
Thursday, July 14, 2005
New Avengers 7
If you have a moment, head on over to 4 Color Review (Kung Fu Rodeo). Britt and Steve have reviews of Dead Boy Detectives and All Star Batman and Robin up, respectively.
I have a short review of New Avengers 7 I just put up as well. It is a busy review week over there- give it a look!
Random Musings
First off, I am jealous of all the lucky people who are in San Diego at the Comic-con. I have never been, and would love to go. I am shooting for my husband and I to attend next year. In the meantime, I am eagerly scouring Newsarama, Comic Book Resources, and The Beat for all the news I can get.
I really enjoyed the new issues of New Avengers (#7) and Wonder Woman (#218). I hope to start a new feature called "Pick of The Week" and "disappointment of The Week" soon. I would also like to spend more time on here talking about comic books then I have been.
I don't know how many of you remember that I won the local Gold's Gym Get In Shape contest back in May, but I am currently doing the Stay In Shape contest there. I am ready to lose 20 more pounds and see where it puts my body fat and general well being. I haven't decided on a final goal yet, as my doctor wants me to take it in increments of no more then that. I will not have much to go once I hit that goal. It is just a matter if it is 5 or 15 pounds at that point. Working out is one of the most important things in my life, as it has been for the last 15 years, whether I have been bigger or smaller. As I approach 39, I want to be smaller!!
Not much to tell otherwise. My husband had a terrible fever yesterday, but is much better today, so I am very happy about that.
Take care and have a wonderful Friday!
I really enjoyed the new issues of New Avengers (#7) and Wonder Woman (#218). I hope to start a new feature called "Pick of The Week" and "disappointment of The Week" soon. I would also like to spend more time on here talking about comic books then I have been.
I don't know how many of you remember that I won the local Gold's Gym Get In Shape contest back in May, but I am currently doing the Stay In Shape contest there. I am ready to lose 20 more pounds and see where it puts my body fat and general well being. I haven't decided on a final goal yet, as my doctor wants me to take it in increments of no more then that. I will not have much to go once I hit that goal. It is just a matter if it is 5 or 15 pounds at that point. Working out is one of the most important things in my life, as it has been for the last 15 years, whether I have been bigger or smaller. As I approach 39, I want to be smaller!!
Not much to tell otherwise. My husband had a terrible fever yesterday, but is much better today, so I am very happy about that.
Take care and have a wonderful Friday!
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Bad News Bears- Classic Style
There is a new version of the Bad News Bears movie coming out next Friday, July 22. I have ambivalent feelings about it, because I loved the original so much. Walter Matthau is still the Coach Morris Buttermaker to me, and Tatum O'Neal killed as Amanda Whurlitzer, the girl pitcher with staying power. I can hardly forget to mention Kelly (Jackie Earle Harvey), the boy all of the little girls loved to see.
Before the remake comes out, let's have a moment of silence for the incredibly classic original version.
Before the remake comes out, let's have a moment of silence for the incredibly classic original version.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Harry Potter Frenzy!
As the countdown continues to the July 16 release of the newest Harry Potter book, fans and critics alike are losing their minds with anticipation. Leaks are the primary concern, and it is a tense situation all around.
Personally, I ordered my copy from Amazon.com back in April, so I am interested to see if I actually get the book delivered on July 16 as promised. Has anyone else preordered the book?
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is shaping up to be the book event of the summer, as the sixth of a planned seven book saga.
Any opinions? I can hardly wait to see it for myself, and will probably read it this weekend if all goes to plan. I can't help myself, I love that Harry Potter!
Personally, I ordered my copy from Amazon.com back in April, so I am interested to see if I actually get the book delivered on July 16 as promised. Has anyone else preordered the book?
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is shaping up to be the book event of the summer, as the sixth of a planned seven book saga.
Any opinions? I can hardly wait to see it for myself, and will probably read it this weekend if all goes to plan. I can't help myself, I love that Harry Potter!
Monday, July 11, 2005
Tozzer Review up at 4 Color
I finally got my act together enough to put up a review for 4 Color Review(Kung Fu Rodeo). Give it a look if you get a chance. Also, check out the redesign there and let me know if it rocks.
http://www.4colorreview.com/
http://www.4colorreview.com/
Official Marvel Hunk of the Day
I went and saw Fantastic Four Saturday night, and am convinced that Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm stole the movie. To commemorate the good looks of Chris Evans, featured here in his skin tight costume, let us have a moment of silence as we objectify and enjoy this Hunk of the Day.
New Comics for July 13
This week's comic book bill is going to be a doozy! I told my husband to hold on to his hat before I showed him the list and I wasn't kidding. Without further ado, here is my new comics list for the week.
100 Bullets #62
Action Comics #829
All Star Batman & Robin #1 (pictured)
Batman #642
Desolation Jones #2
Fables #39
Green Arrow #52
Hawkman #42
JLA #116
Nightwing #110
Rann Thanagar War #3
Seven Soldiers Guardian #3 (of 4)
Wonder Woman #218 (can I get an amen?)
Body Bags Fathers Day #1 (of 2)
Freshman #1
Guncandy #1 (of 2)
Invincible #24
Hercules #4 (of 5)
Mutopia X #1 (of 5)
New Avengers #7 (getting back on schedule?)
New Thunderbolts #10
Nyx #6
Punisher #23 (kick-ass story line!)
Ultimate Fantastic Four #32
Ultimate X-Men #61
Weapon X Days of Future Now #1 (of 5)
X-Men The End Heroes and Martyrs #5 (of 6)
Take care all, and happy reading!
100 Bullets #62
Action Comics #829
All Star Batman & Robin #1 (pictured)
Batman #642
Desolation Jones #2
Fables #39
Green Arrow #52
Hawkman #42
JLA #116
Nightwing #110
Rann Thanagar War #3
Seven Soldiers Guardian #3 (of 4)
Wonder Woman #218 (can I get an amen?)
Body Bags Fathers Day #1 (of 2)
Freshman #1
Guncandy #1 (of 2)
Invincible #24
Hercules #4 (of 5)
Mutopia X #1 (of 5)
New Avengers #7 (getting back on schedule?)
New Thunderbolts #10
Nyx #6
Punisher #23 (kick-ass story line!)
Ultimate Fantastic Four #32
Ultimate X-Men #61
Weapon X Days of Future Now #1 (of 5)
X-Men The End Heroes and Martyrs #5 (of 6)
Take care all, and happy reading!
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Back from a wonderful break
Hey there! Jim and I have really enjoyed our week off together. We hit the beach, saw my family, and generally relaxed around the house, not getting anything productive done. It doesn't matter, as it was the first really decent vacation I have had in 5 years. My eyes finally quit hurting so much, which I think was due to the fact that I didn't use a computer for work or play for nine days. I feel relatively rested, but don't want my vacation to be over. One more week, and I would be perfect!!
Friday was our 5th wedding anniversary, and it was wonderful. I love Jim with all my heart and think he is a wonderful husband. In fact, he knows me so well, that he bought me the Motley Crue action figure set for our anniversary. Crazy, but perfect. In turn, I got him the new Bruce Campbell book. Other then the material gestures, we really just enjoyed each other's company. I can't wait for the next 5 years and infinity!
Tomorrow I should be back with the new comic book list. Take care all!
Friday was our 5th wedding anniversary, and it was wonderful. I love Jim with all my heart and think he is a wonderful husband. In fact, he knows me so well, that he bought me the Motley Crue action figure set for our anniversary. Crazy, but perfect. In turn, I got him the new Bruce Campbell book. Other then the material gestures, we really just enjoyed each other's company. I can't wait for the next 5 years and infinity!
Tomorrow I should be back with the new comic book list. Take care all!
Friday, July 01, 2005
Happy Independence Day!
Hey there! Jim and I are taking the week off blogging and computer use in general. We decided that since we both have the week off of work we need to get caught up on all the stuff we never get to do, and make some short trips around the area to get some fresh air.
Happy Independence Day to all of you! I wish you safety and fun!
Happy Independence Day to all of you! I wish you safety and fun!
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Ghost Rider 1
In a very cool note, Clayton Crain, the artist on the upcoming Ghost Rider series written by Garth Ennis, is from Yakima, where Jim and I live. He is astoundingly talented, and his art grows by leaps and bounds with each book he works on.
His computer art technique is second to none right now, and I am super excited to see his work on Ennis's script.
We were fortunate enough that back in October, Clayton came to our local comic book store and was featured guest at the Halloween Comic Book Appreciation Night. He was nice as can be, and showed samples of his work. We are really rooting for him as local readers, and as fans of his work.
If you have an extra bit to spare in September, give Ghost Rider a try. Between Clayton's fantastic art and Ennis' writing, this should be a one-two punch of crazy goodness.
His computer art technique is second to none right now, and I am super excited to see his work on Ennis's script.
We were fortunate enough that back in October, Clayton came to our local comic book store and was featured guest at the Halloween Comic Book Appreciation Night. He was nice as can be, and showed samples of his work. We are really rooting for him as local readers, and as fans of his work.
If you have an extra bit to spare in September, give Ghost Rider a try. Between Clayton's fantastic art and Ennis' writing, this should be a one-two punch of crazy goodness.
Monday, June 27, 2005
New Comics for June 29
Hey there, I hope you all had a nice weekend! I can hardly believe June is already over, it feels like it just got here!
Here is my list of new stuff for this week!
Albion #1 (of 6)
Batgirl #65
Batman #641
Flash #223
Green Lantern #2
Hellblazer #209
JLA Classified #9 -final story in this arc, see picture for cover
Omac Project #3 (of 6)
Outsiders #25
Seven Soldiers Shining Knight #3 (of 4)
Wonder Woman #217 -ask and ye shall receive!
Pact #3 (of 4)
Witchblade #86
Amazing Spider-Man #521
Fantastic Four #528
New X-Men Hellions #2 (of 4)
X-Men #172
Young Avengers #5- watch for a letter from my hubby here again!
10th Muse Vol 2 #2
Legend of Isis #1 (of 4)
Whew, should be a busy week! Take care all!
Here is my list of new stuff for this week!
Albion #1 (of 6)
Batgirl #65
Batman #641
Flash #223
Green Lantern #2
Hellblazer #209
JLA Classified #9 -final story in this arc, see picture for cover
Omac Project #3 (of 6)
Outsiders #25
Seven Soldiers Shining Knight #3 (of 4)
Wonder Woman #217 -ask and ye shall receive!
Pact #3 (of 4)
Witchblade #86
Amazing Spider-Man #521
Fantastic Four #528
New X-Men Hellions #2 (of 4)
X-Men #172
Young Avengers #5- watch for a letter from my hubby here again!
10th Muse Vol 2 #2
Legend of Isis #1 (of 4)
Whew, should be a busy week! Take care all!
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Teen Titans 28
DC, why did you do this to me? Why did you take one of my favorite titles and put Rob Liefeld on it? You are making my eyes hurt, and making my pocket book shrink away with horror. To make things worse, you put one of my favorite writers, Gail Simone on the book to really confuse me.
I give up. You win. I will probably buy the damn thing, but would really prefer to just have a copy of Gail's script those two issues.
Oh fate, how you mock me, making me have to even consider this. I am now going back to my coach to put a blanket over my head and hope it goes away somehow.
I give up. You win. I will probably buy the damn thing, but would really prefer to just have a copy of Gail's script those two issues.
Oh fate, how you mock me, making me have to even consider this. I am now going back to my coach to put a blanket over my head and hope it goes away somehow.
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Tozzer GN
Tozzer and the Invisible Lap Dancers GN
Ablaze Media
Writer: Rob Dunlop
Artist: Peter Lumby
80 pages, full color
Price: $8.95 US
Rating: 3 ½ stars
Tozzer is a book that could only have been produced by someone with huge balls, and I mean that in a most complementary, sincere way. From page one up to the last panel, Tozzer and his pals must negotiate their way through the ludicrous world of celebrity while learning the Hollywood way. Filled with satire and incredibly graphic depictions, Tozzer is the must read book of the summer.
Tozzer wants to be a world-class illusionist, and though his dim existence in Shit Creek seems at first to be a tall barrier, he finds his way into the gilded city and Boarboils Academy. There he encounters characters that are uncomfortably like the celebrities we grow sick of reading about in US Weekly. Not exactly glamorous in their portrayal, the Tozzer creative team lays bare any illusion that Famous people are cooler then us.
Writer Rob Dunlop has his pop culture knowledge down to a fine science. Each page is filled with both obscure references, and in-your-face set downs. I found myself trying to see how he could top himself next with each situation. Extremely hilarious was the portrayal of a certain white rapper and his gift for making the wrong decisions. All that was missing was the soundtrack to 8 Mile.
Artist Peter Lumby uses a cartoony approach to push the limits of sex, drugs, and violence being portrayed, and it works effectively. His characterizations are dead-on, and elevate Dunlop’s scripting to the next level. I found his work to be so crystal sharp that I would have to sometimes look twice to make sure I was seeing what I thought was in front of me for fear of having my eyes burn off!
If you are looking for a new slant on sarcasm and adult humor, Tozzer is the book for you. As Tozzer makes his way in life, the situations he encounters and the end results are full of shocking twists and turns. Full of pop culture references, and ripe for the pickings, Tozzer is not to be missed. Order it at your local comic book shop today, or try Amazon.com for even greater instant gratification!
Ablaze Media
Writer: Rob Dunlop
Artist: Peter Lumby
80 pages, full color
Price: $8.95 US
Rating: 3 ½ stars
Tozzer is a book that could only have been produced by someone with huge balls, and I mean that in a most complementary, sincere way. From page one up to the last panel, Tozzer and his pals must negotiate their way through the ludicrous world of celebrity while learning the Hollywood way. Filled with satire and incredibly graphic depictions, Tozzer is the must read book of the summer.
Tozzer wants to be a world-class illusionist, and though his dim existence in Shit Creek seems at first to be a tall barrier, he finds his way into the gilded city and Boarboils Academy. There he encounters characters that are uncomfortably like the celebrities we grow sick of reading about in US Weekly. Not exactly glamorous in their portrayal, the Tozzer creative team lays bare any illusion that Famous people are cooler then us.
Writer Rob Dunlop has his pop culture knowledge down to a fine science. Each page is filled with both obscure references, and in-your-face set downs. I found myself trying to see how he could top himself next with each situation. Extremely hilarious was the portrayal of a certain white rapper and his gift for making the wrong decisions. All that was missing was the soundtrack to 8 Mile.
Artist Peter Lumby uses a cartoony approach to push the limits of sex, drugs, and violence being portrayed, and it works effectively. His characterizations are dead-on, and elevate Dunlop’s scripting to the next level. I found his work to be so crystal sharp that I would have to sometimes look twice to make sure I was seeing what I thought was in front of me for fear of having my eyes burn off!
If you are looking for a new slant on sarcasm and adult humor, Tozzer is the book for you. As Tozzer makes his way in life, the situations he encounters and the end results are full of shocking twists and turns. Full of pop culture references, and ripe for the pickings, Tozzer is not to be missed. Order it at your local comic book shop today, or try Amazon.com for even greater instant gratification!
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